Album Rating: 2.5

"The ratings in accordance with star scale for each song are respectively are 4, 1, 3, and 7 in no particular order."



"respectively"

"in no particular order"

which one is it???

yes.

Album Rating: 2.0

Review doesn't waste my time. I respect that. This guy is going places.

i cAN'T bREathE U GUys OMG

I have returned from my indefinite sabbatical to reimburse myself into the world

i laughed pretty hard at this review. good work

If OP was a legendary oldbie or staff member and this album was new the joke would've worked.

execution is key agreed

"If hitler were alive today he would be executing hipsters instead of jews" - classic sowds

Album Rating: 1.0

lol this review is awesome

"And thus, Sputnik user theblackcredenza realized that he had in fact discovered a new, visual form of cancer."

pick up your fucking minds

fuck it, pos

this is so beautifully retarded I have to pos

but this album is still fucking trash so neg

"For all of you ‘intro and body skippers’ who only read conclusions, i would strongly urge you to return to the top of the page and read my review in its entirety."

"For all of you ‘intro and body skippers’ who only read conclusions, i would strongly urge you to return to the top of the page and read my review in its entirety."

"For all of you ‘intro and body skippers’ who only read conclusions, i would strongly urge you to return to the top of the page and read my review in its entirety."

inhale the memes

exhale the memes

inject the memes into my bloodstream

there are good memes

and there are bad memes

why has god abandoned us

Album Rating: 2.0

Album would benefit from some inhaled vox

Thank you to all the fans who emailed me with concerns regarding my well being. Thank you to all my subscribers who tweeted at me asking for this review.

So happy you got my tweets man

Album Rating: 2.0

I dig the title track though tbh

T/t is kinda sweet
But only kinda