Album Rating: 2.5

Well it could be worse. This is awaiting us at the end of the month: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w3boB41v4Q

point is u guys are sheep, this is average as fuck, yes, and not good, at all, but its also no worse than any of the other crap metal bands that this sites kiddies go fap-happy over

like id listen to this over that eidola album any day

or the new periphery or btbam or ne obliviscaris or counterparts or leprous or arcane etc etc etc etc

There was no way that thing could give any impression whatsoever that BMTH would become the band they are now from that.

that they're a crappy band?

better to be a satirical crappy band then a crappy band that thinks they are really good tbh

Idk if we should be defending either though. Satire done shittily is definitely still subject to and deserving of criticism.

Album Rating: 1.0

Just because it's satirical doesn't change the fact that it's really poorly written, sounds rushed and is only really funny because of their costumes and not the music itself. i.e pretty unlistenable imo

Album Rating: 1.0

Sure, but that's not who we're talking about lol.

We can't all worship mediocre noise records and hate everything, or whatever

Guys, just quickly.

1.This is a joke review for a joke album.

2. Buuuuuuuut......... in saying that.

3. I think this album is poorly written. The songs are very basic, the band are all over the place in terms of cohesiveness as a unit, the lyrics aren't even trying and the whole thing sounds forced.

4. I don't think the gimmick is that ammusing outside of their outfits.

5. It reminds me of a young band just starting out, which isn't a good thing in this case.

6. It's obvious that the musicians are either a) still beginners in their respective arts b) looking to stir a quick giggle and hastily rushed this out when they came up with the idea or c), and this is unlikely to be the case/is entirely subjective: are just not very talented yet and need to keep trying.

7. For these reasons, I think it's awful.

Great review, glad to see you avoided a bunch of Ned Flanders puns. Pos'd.

Better than Memphis May Fire, even though that had an average of 4~ for weeks

lordepots is right though this actually isnt near as bad as people are rating it

Album Rating: 1.0

Did they mean to rip off The Offspring on that one song??? So bad.

Album Rating: 1.0

lordepots is right though this actually isnt near as bad as people are rating it

Album Rating: 2.0

Funny cause the very beginning of the second track i thought was actually decent.... But the recording quality and those screams though?? BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Album Rating: 1.0

They Warned Me is decent

i liked it tbh

Best review I have read in a while. Pos'd.

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

why do people like this? im genuinely curious.