Album Rating: 4.5

Ello tuna.



That jobseeker performance on jools holland is *hyperbole alert* the greatest televised live performance I have witnessed in my living years. Un-befuckinglievable.

ey zak
same here mate that's one of my faourite tv performances ever, absolutely amazing

Album Rating: 4.5

I was on the kareoke last week and couldn't help it. Went on a rant about Brexit, hipster bastards and democracy before going into full on "now, now, now, now, now, now, no, no, no, no" went down a storm :D

Album Rating: 3.5

@zakalwe are you on some sort of Sleaford Mods binge as of late? All I see from you nowadays is (well-deserved) Sleaford Mods love. ❤

Album Rating: 4.5

Big time sarnie dude. I absolutely love 'em. They're exactly what has been missing of late. 'Normal people' writing 'normal songs' and conveying it sensationally. You don't get that from the art school mob.

Album Rating: 3.5

Agree 100%, love them lots. Dunno which is my favorite though (between this and Jobseeker EP).

Album Rating: 4.5

fuckin' arseholes that gather

no balls to do anything apart from slither

Mixed in with knowlage and no localism.

Just fake accent nicked from someone posh they might have met in Shoreditch

A vegitarian vet?

Lou fucking Reed,

whoever.

G.G fucking Allen.

Gestures of violence to anybody

who can't see or hear them

that kind of prick,

that kind of shit





Absolutely fucking top drawer.

Album Rating: 3.5

TIED UP IN NOTZ WITH A ZED U CUNT

Album Rating: 4.5

Jason Williamson discusses ‘English Tapas’:

"Andrew walked into some random pub and saw "English Tapas" scrawled on the menu board. Underneath this beautiful coupling of words were it's components, half a scotch egg, cup of chips, pickle and a mini pork pie" It says everything about this fucking place. It's comedy, it’s make do, it's ignorant and above all, it's shit"





Bought me tickets for the gig next month. I feel 16 again. Cannot fucking wait!!!



SLEAFORD MODS SLEAFORD MODS, SLEAFORD SLEAFORD SLEAFORD MODS!!!!

Album Rating: 3.5

you feel sixteen again? blimey, surely you were workin down the mines at that age zak?

Album Rating: 4.0

Zak falling in love with Jez and Super Hans is still less embarrassing than me falling in love with the Tiger Lillies

Album Rating: 3.5

it wouldnt be emberassing if not for the total 180 zak did these on guys



all the way from utter bollocks to heaps of praise in seconds



TYPICAL ZAK

Album Rating: 4.0

If you own the 180 switch...well that takes balls. We all make mistakes.



As long as you don't then 180 switch back again.

Album Rating: 4.5

It was that jools holland jobseeker performance.

Real fucking deal. I've waited my entire life for an act to manifest the norm and go on the attack without any bullshit.



Jason Williamson with all the on stage tics, hollering into the mic as if his life depended on it. Absolutely fucking sensational.



Before then I just wrote them off as a bit of a kitchen sink parody. I was totally wrong and am not afraid to say it.

Album Rating: 3.5

thats understandable, i wrote them off for ages too



first time i heard of them was seeing a vid of them playing live at some fest, and the image of this off his face can in hand bez wannabe standing behind a laptop bobbing up and down sorta put me off

Album Rating: 4.0

Zak I think your love for this band will survive anything...unless the Mods start covering Brand New. I think it'd take something that cataclysmic at this juncture.



Maybe Tony Blair joining the band, he's out hawking for an increased profile right now, that'd really muck up the band's chemistry.



So in conclusion, I think you're safe with these.

Album Rating: 4.5

Fucking Blair. What an absolute total cunt. What's that 'tone? Job as an unelected leader of the EU on the line is it you fucking slimy ring piece.



As for the mods what would make me change my opinion? Endorsements, a change in attitude, pace and conformity. Happens to everyone but they really do have the spirit and they're on a bit of a winner as they've already hit middle age and kept the anger having enetered into the game on their own terms with nothing to prove

Album Rating: 4.0

Blair has reappeared more evil than ever and it's quite amazing



I don't think the Mods will sell out, I think by the stage of this album they'd sold out as much as they needed to have a proper career and attract a decent audience, and as selling out goes that was barely at all - so they'll avoid that nonsense

Album Rating: 4.5

He has a nipper, a family. The routine sets in. Got an armful of decent tunes mate but it's all so fuckin borin.

Next thing you know 'The Blob' is being used to advertise the guardian and they're up to their eyeballs in adidas

Album Rating: 4.0

They'd actually be the perfect band to do x-rated advertising jingles