Is this that guy that made that hilarious video?

A rule that makes sure everyone gets close to equal exposure and that others' hard work doesn't go unseen due to someone having the front page all to themselves is such a stupid rule right?

Hopefully you've come to your senses and realised how stupid you sounded.

First line, "An band" should be "A band".

I think your tone is too personal, it may be entertaining for a talk but not for a written article. Focus on describing the music, it's not important if the review is a bit short as long as it has substance. Don't use full capitalized words, they are annoying to read and definitely don't look right in a review.

"Since I'm the only person on this entire website who has reviewed this album"

Don't do this (and don't say it twice).

If you want to link us a stream don't put it in the body of the review. You can link it in the first post as soon as you publish the review.

I don't consider myself a great reviewer but I hope this will be somewhat useful.

"As I am the only person at the time of writing this review has has reviewed this album, I hope I taught you guys something and I hope I turned you guys onto a new album."

Damn right you taught us something! Keep on rockin' lil dude! POSITIVED

I will need yor pass

Great review

I have every right to quote your own review in the comments section. Perhaps, instead of freaking out over every single comment, you should realize that there is a reason for my comment, and that the comments section have lots of people who want to see you get better as a writer, not worse.

If you're really into writing, you should heed their advice because everyone here wants to see the site grow and gain more professional-quality reviews too. All of that being said, if you go back to your Fly By Night review, I gave you constructive criticism. You chose to ignore it and posted more reviews of the same bad quality soon after. Everyone starts off writing crappy reviews. The ones who get really good on here are the ones who take the advice of other people, and actively change their ways instead of complaining to everyone else on the site.

Album Rating: 4.5

You know, you're right, Zack. I SHOULD leave this website. I'm not wanted here. All I do is just piss everybody off and I'm the the worst reviewer this site has ever had.

Or you could stay and work with us to improve your writing :D

Hey. It's Insignia. God, I was such a dick back a couple of years ago. My reviews for so terrible. I was just browsing a couple of hours ago reading a bunch of Rush reviews, and I saw my old review and I'm like "wtf is this even still doing on here?". So, for s***s and giggles, I checked it out and I'm like, god, this is so bad. Like, I deserved all that hate in the comments cause I was an a** hole.

I heard you guys talking about that video I made a couple of years ago and I'm like "omfg please tell me this still exists". That video was like the stupidest thing ever.
I'm thinking of posting reviews on this site again. But they're gonna be WAY better than the terrible s*** I posted beforehand. lol they were barely even reviews period.