Album Rating: 1.5

A DRUG PROPERTY ASSOCIATED WITH VIOLENCE AND CRIME

Album Rating: 3.0

worst Carach Angren, and its still good m/

I only know Death Came Through A Phantom Ship, and that's some symphonic bm done really well.

Album Rating: 4.0

That's their second best. Still think this is best.

Album Rating: 3.0

i think their best for me would have to be either Where the Corpses or Lammendam.

Album Rating: 4.0

Their debut has the best riffs, it's such a fun album

Album Rating: 3.0

Also Hexed Melting Flesh is one of the coolest instrumentals ive ever heard.

Album Rating: 4.0

Last track was holy shit tier as well

This is the only album by them I haven't heard. I loved everything else they've released so I have high hopes for this

Album Rating: 4.0

It's fun, just like everything they've done so far. Cheesy as fuq as well

I love me some fun and cheese m/

Album Rating: 4.0

Well then, you'll love this

Don't you say that about any band you don't like?

Ah I see but why do you think this is the worst band ever?

Album Rating: 4.0

I keep listening to this and it sounds pretty damn good

It's too exciting and doesn't have enough pretentious field recordings for his taste probably

Album Rating: 1.5

To be honest this is pretty bad, its just so fucking CORNY! its like a watered down walt disney black metal band for children!!!

Album Rating: 3.0

"He takes his time when he stabs the boy to death.

He keeps slashing and slicing

even after his last breath.

Ill-fated gods are given praise.

Whilst stabbing the infant's torso, limbs and face.

Gaping wounds gushing blood and gore,

covering the pentacle on the floor.

No way to die at that age.

Slaughtered before his sister's eyes

staring from the cage."



"To be honest this is pretty bad, its just so fucking CORNY! its like a watered down walt disney black metal band for children!!!"



yeah, totally kid friendly.

Album Rating: 3.0

the record is supposed to be a twisted, morbid take on a fairytale. yeah, its very corny and some of the lyrics and arrangements are actually kind of stupid i will admit. their other albums are better though. i can see why some might not like this, but to call them a disney black metal band is just lol.

Album Rating: 1.5

But musically it is, it sounds like cheesy circus music!