Album Rating: 3.5

"every other review from you is a 1 why dont you review some stuff you actually like"



Not even close. I'd say he has a pretty even mix. He has 9 1's and 5 5's out of 65 reviews.

obv i was exaggerating, he has way more 1s 1.5s and 2s than anything. again, why not review shit you actually like

Album Rating: 3.5

Yeah, I get you were exaggerating, but his very last review was a 4. Your criticism doesn't make any sense.

its not a criticism, its a suggestion. why do you even care?

I like what you're trying to go for here. but I really wish you could've broken that review into paragraphs or something, a wall of text just strains the eyes,
a slight pos, (like a 5.9 out of 10 pos)

Review sucks as much as the album does. Pos'd.


why not review shit you actually like


because he don't want to

They Say

Intentionally shit review for an (un?)intentionally shit album. Pos.

It works.

I like my joke reviews to be...you know...funny.

I need a laugh, brb

neg

"Do you find this review hard to read? Well, now you know what listening to this album is like."
Just because you think the album is bad, that's not an excuse for writing a god awful review. What
happened to your reviews? They used to be decent.

review gave me a headache and I'm fresh out of analgesics. have a neg.

"Do you find this review hard to read? Well, now you know what listening to this album is like.
Just because you think the album is bad, that's not an excuse for writing a god awful review. What
happened to your reviews? They used to be decent."
Basically all the bad qualities of the review are the same bad qualities of the album