i refuse to believe this is anything other than abysmal [2]

Album Rating: 1.0

One gun locked and loaded

Album Rating: 1.5

@kansas Not disrespecting or disregarding your opinion. You just enjoy this more than me, and that's not a bad thing.

Album Rating: 1.5

"You call that a knife..." is even worse then I remember

Album Rating: 1.5

Trebor I give a shit

Album Rating: 3.0

@justinking thanks I respect you.

why do over half of the shitty metalcore bands today come from australia

wilkommen to sputnik my friend! some tips:

don't write reviews on your phone. unless you've got a good 8 hours to kill and are super confident in your writing ability good reviews should really come from the computer - way easier to be coherent and edit your shit. after all, the piece should flow in a logical (and in most cases professional) way. I mean there's something to be said for humor/rants but saying "(sarcasm)" in a review typically isn't a good idea.

that said your reviewing style could use a reworking of sorts. I mean this in the least hurtful and most constructive way possible but this review reads like a mediocre iTunes review. which is fine if you're posting to iTunes obviously but we like to think we hold writers to a higher standard on Sput. read some staff/contributor reviews and you'll see that none of them ramble through each song individually, but instead take the album as a whole and pick it apart while keeping it as a single entity.

Na brostep . This website is about on par with iTunes.

I'm kinda liking this EP and your review did not do it justice. Also maybe sarcasm isn't a great idea in a review.

The vocalist is actually pretty gnarly live (at least he is now, he used to be terrible live)

Album Rating: 3.0

I understand

Album Rating: 1.0

ep sucks bands suck band flip die

Album Rating: 2.0

I gotta appreciate that you properly used "than" in the summary. Most people, including part of the staff, rarely make the distinction.

Album Rating: 1.0

lol reading comments on Capture the Crown album reviews is fun.

I gotta appreciate that you properly used "than" in the summary. Most people, including part of the staff, rarely make the distinction.

I've never seen it used incorrectly by staff

The internet killed everyone's ability to differentiate between than and then.

This is even WORSE then the last one. How is that fucking possible?

It really isn't. The last track alone trumps every song they've ever done.