all these lps by this guy...

I'm so tempted to pos this review because it made me laugh my ass off

"It is a sad picture that brought me loneliness and anguish. As I listened to this album, I stared at the cloudy sky. That brought me a feeling of orgasm. Pearson's Square is an album for a day sad and melancholy. It may seem boring to some, but I know others will enjoy. It's a trip. An album that should be better studied by Buckethead for it to continue releasing albums other good and not splashing the remainer of his creativity over the years."

I mean Christ

Album Rating: 4.5

The orgasm line is too good.



Nice album

Yet another shitty album douche-y sputnik users find amazing. I don't get it.

Album Rating: 4.0

Can we feature this review for just one day.

seriously

"Tbh, I'm getting a bit tired of this guy. Does he have no life? Is he just releasing every idea he ever gets? I mean, doesn't he have any pride or values about his work?"

Sorry. I realize this was written months ago, but I feel compelled to respond having read it just now.

I don't just really understand this mentality- taking an album, artist, or style of music that you don't like as some sort of personal insult. It really makes no sense to go as far as feeling aggravated or annoyed by an artist releasing material that you have absolutely no requirement to listen to.

And it makes even less sense when you think about a musician like Buckethead. I mean, this guy is seriously a PURE artist who makes music simply for the love of it. By self-design he has absolutely no public persona, image, or fame. He has no ulterior motives whatsoever. He certainly isn't making tons of money off of these releases. In fact, I'm sure he would be making much more money touring and playing his "popular" material. The sole reason he is making these albums and writing this music is for the love of the craft and to express himself. It's just pure, honest artistic expression that should at least garner some type of respect regardless of whether you actually care for the music his produces or not.

He has no life? Come on man, he's doing what he loves every day. What more is there than that?

My apologies if I'm coming off as a complete fanboy and/or dick. Hopefully there was at least some coherent point in there. And for the record I actually feel the same way about that quality of many of the Pikes. But that's beside the point... this guy is still the epitome of an honest musician and I think that's something worthy of respecting.

Still one of the most hilarious reviews ever

"The album cover is already a real trip. It is a sad picture that brought me loneliness and anguish. As I listened to this album, I stared at the cloudy sky. That brought me a feeling of orgasm"

5/5

The average rating for the album is a bit higher than I expected, but the opener and closer are really nice to relax to.

That review, though. Pure gold.

that orgasm line never gets old

that orgasm line never gets old

Album Rating: 4.0

Pearson's Square is up there in my fav soft jams by Buckethead. Serene as fuck

An album that should be better studied by Buckethead for it to continue releasing albums other good and not splashing the remainer of his creativity over the years.

“I gave up trying to keep up with all his releases this year

Gonna wait till he starts to slow down then ill check em all”

Legend says he never listened to another buckethead song again