Album Rating: 1.5

Wow, you fucking laid into them.

Album Rating: 1.0

best review ever wtf

"I use the word “analysis” only because it contains the word “anal”"
I fucking died

Album Rating: 2.0

RIP Rowan5215. He was a good man.

john please write the script for my life

Fuck Larz and Kirk. 2 giant dershes right there.

hail to the prawn

Album Rating: 1.5

Avenged Sevenfold, five fingers to you.

Album Rating: 2.0

anal-sis

Review is so awesome lol

Album Rating: 2.0

I'd much rather hear Metallica via Trivium via Metallica.

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Took me a while to figure out what you were going for. Well done.

Album Rating: 5.0

haha awesome

Album Rating: 5.0

*fingers crossed for metacritic*

only time an album deserved a double feature right here.

Album Rating: 1.0

Excellent review, this is a particularly good part;



quote;



"Since they deemed it unnecessary to write anything of note, I guess we can delve into a deep lyrical analysis of the album. I use the word “analysis” only because it contains the word “anal”, and despite this album holding almost zero lyrical depth it definitely fills your ears with post-coital shit."



Pretty much sums up most of this band's music (post 'Waking the fallen') for me.

the average rating for this is unaccountably high

It's pretty scary what can be featured sometimes. Nevertheless, it's a John Hanson review. Eh, what the hell. It's a legendary user, I guess.

best review since dethrasher left

Album Rating: 3.5

"the average rating for this is unaccountably high"



Maybe because we aren't analyzing it and just enjoying it for what it is.