Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
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hipnotoad
May 15th 2013


208 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

shut the fuck up [447]

Scoot
May 15th 2013


22227 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

big downs

YetAnotherBrick
May 15th 2013


6693 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

you know it's a shitty review when "but sometimes it just doesn't work" is how far your dissection of the lyrics reaches

Mewcopa0
May 15th 2013


1880 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

lyrics are last on the list of things i care about.

CaptainAaarrrggghhh
May 15th 2013


432 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Writing a negative review on a Glassjaw album. Taking a risk in your life.



vipersten
May 15th 2013


11 Comments


This review only makes sense if this is actually crandy. Only he could somehow manage to mess up the eights and zeroes metaphor

defjaw83
May 15th 2013


1805 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"When One Eight Becomes Two Zeros, the singer being the eight and the girl in question being the zeros"



Mate, the 8 represents 2 people being together, the zeros represent that relationship breaking up. An 8 is made up of 2 zeros. I mean, it's not even a hard one to get, c'mon.



Album is amazing, end of story.

Gwyn.
May 15th 2013


17270 Comments


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"When One Eight Becomes Two Zeros, the singer being the eight and the girl in question being the zeros""

This has crandy written all over it

Gwyn.
May 15th 2013


17270 Comments


Even crandy had decent enough grammar tho(for the most part i guess)

this kid was the one who was all like "ARE YOU THERE GOOD?!??!?!"

ConcubinaryCode
May 15th 2013


7619 Comments


Welcome back. Great review as usual by the way.

Crymsonblaze
May 15th 2013


8232 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

lol

DeadToPain
May 15th 2013


694 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Welp. Guess I don't need to leave the original comment I was going to about the "When One Eight Becomes Two Zeros" metaphor. Just know that we all wanted to say it. I can't really take your issues with the lyrics seriously when you can't tackle that simple lil metaphor.

DrGonzo1937
Staff Reviewer
May 15th 2013


18335 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

No.

Azn.
May 15th 2013


5632 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

"When One Eight Becomes Two Zeros, the singer being the eight and the girl in question being the zeros"



so when a guy and a girl come together they make a dick shaped thing

Sharpside
May 18th 2013


61 Comments


"Have you ever been a dumped sixteen year-old kid? Did you make an album? Well you aren't Glassjaw then now are you!"

You also have the worst summaries I've ever read.


PappyMason
August 20th 2015


5702 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Only he could somehow manage to mess up the eights and zeroes metaphor



Lol, I was reading that in the review I was just like 'huh?'

Supercoolguy64
August 31st 2020


11798 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

This thread is funny af

veninblazer
August 2nd 2021


16839 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

what the fuck is this



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