Album Rating: 4.0
"If I were to guess your age by the content of this review, I would place you in your early teens, if not tweens. Whether or not my guess is accurate, I advise you to familiarize, or re-familiarize, yourself with the basic rules of grammar, and to read up on certain idioms: for example, to be "blown out of the water" connotes that you were shown up by the song, not impressed by it.
You'll also need to beef up some frankly pitiful descriptions - "Papercut: Another really good remix. Ending plays out well." I could tell you that you should listen to "Effigy of the Forgotten" by Suffocation because it's "really good", but you won't be convinced, and neither are we of the quality of this remix.
Lastly, refrain from ever using text lingo in your reviews since they are, in fact, reviews. Whether or not you take a site like Sputnikmusic seriously (and you really shouldn't), the reviews you put up are being read by people who may have an interest in the music you choose to cover (re: potential fans). A prospective listener knows exactly nothing about the quality of this album after reading this review."
-Dude, I'm 24 in college. I've seen you type elsewhere on the internet. You sound just as bad as I do. I just wrote this like I was 13 again, which is the majority of Linkin Park's brain-dead-A-Thousand-Suns-Sucked-Because-I'm-An-Angsty-Faggot-Fanbase. You think you're so sophisticated, I wrote this half-assed review at 10 o' clock at night after getting wasted and having sex with a Tranny, so I don't want to hear you bitch about how P8p3rkut is a "good remix." If any potential fans come to this site, they must be the most retarded people ever to exist and probably have down syndrome. Go grow some balls and discover music on your own without having to base it off someone else's opinion. You should all go fuck yourselves and get a job.
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