im not reading all of that

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

yeah

Album Rating: 2.5

Fuck this band (2)

I've been waiting for our debut since becoming Contributor. The review is good, though I cant comment much on the music because I dont know anything about this band. Anyway, pos'd.

oh, this fucking band..... good review btw

lol

Album Rating: 2.5

Yeah, wtf is up with my reviews always being commented on by the strange spam accounts? Rofl Btw, thanks ZedO. :D

like the single.. not going to check the rest of it out though as I assume it will be shit

Album Rating: 2.5

@NotSoFast It's really not worth your time trust me. It's one of those albums where even if you haven't heard it, you've heard what it is a million other times before. Painfully generic.

One of the worst bands out there. Not going to touch this even with the longest pole.

Album Rating: 3.0

In one sense, Mississippi rockers Saving Abel deliver more of the same southern-tinged grungy rock & radio-friendly power ballads on their 3rd LP ‘Bringing Down the Giant’... Yet, the quintet thankfully do so while dialing down their misogynist lyrics to concentrate on expanding their sound (even a bluegrass couplet is included). It is a little awkward at times & eventually gets a bit samey over its 13 tracks, but the diversity & progression here is undoubtedly admirable & often interesting, meaning this album is definitely a step forward from their previous dross. Recommended Tracks: Me and You, Bringing Down the Giant & Michael Jackson's Jacket.

the video for the title track is the most hilarious thing in the world, considering it was made by a bunch of probably 30-something dudes

being a "sex crazed, toothless southern rocker" is better than being "generic" any day of the year. Review bad.

7 years old but bad.