"Forget the Fallen would be a pretty cool band name."

that would be a mind-bogglingly horrid band name.

Album Rating: 1.5

I mean I'm pretty drunk and it by no means brought up Mr. Buzzkillington, but this review is fucking awful.

Album Rating: 2.5

edit: but not really

Album = Review

Album Rating: 1.5

I'm friends with a singer from a band similarly named Avenge The Fallen but his band Old Fears is way better, they remind me of Gaza.

Asking Alexandria have stated that their target market is aimed at teenagers. So naturally, you'll have most teenagers screaming "Asking Alexandria is the best band ever". If you happen not to be a teenager anymore then of course there's a big chance that you might loathe this band. As for your review, so much animosity... Of course its fine, though why not elaborate properly as to why you hate the band/album so much? And not just because of the irritating females and the fair few males who have proclaimed them as the next big thing.

"in all seriousness, if you like breakdowns, im sure you will like this. I just find it lacks creativity and is painfully bland and generic. So much so that the songs aren't worth listening to."

Better review than the actual "review".

Yeah the drummer plays breakdowns that's it. Agree with snide about Danny though. His range is actually really good. This band showed on their newest that they actually have loads of potential but they won't be doing anything with it because they would lose half their scene kid fan base if they switched it up.

"the album>this review"

Nah, it's the other way around actually. Not by much but still.

One day, this album will have more reviews than TDAGARIM

Album Rating: 1.5

But this album pretty much sucks as a whole, has like 2 or 3 half-decent songs on it.

Album Rating: 1.5

lol

http://oi47.tinypic.com/9uul9t.jpg

Album Rating: 1.5

I spent about the same amount of time writing this review as these 5 fuckheads did composing this record. And watch them play live danny can't sing worth a shit.