Album Rating: 4.5

Megadeth: your musical taste sucks so I don't give a shit what you think, you gave this a 1, go jerk off with sandpaper

Album Rating: 4.5

okay what is converge's best album please tell me since im such a tard, seriously? Other than jane doe

this

i think he's saying they're all 1s, this is just a better 1.
not sure

Album Rating: 4.5

yes i am confused by what he means, whatever hopefully someone will enjoy my review by tomorrow, i still need to fix the typos, no ones argued with me other than with opinions that they can't back up.

Album Rating: 4.5

well to be honest I think that most people like to overrate stupid shit, the Mahria band was okay mehhh, the casettes the pressed for it were sweet. and what the fuck is up with foals

total life forever' was in like 70 out 100 tops albums last year, it's way better than that. the national suck wieners, the antlers mehhh, tallest man on earth go fuckk yourself. overrated bullshit.

My Unsaid Everything is my fav Converge song. but the album is 4th or 5th in the ranks.

Album Rating: 4.5

and almost none of the people on this site even play music, the ones that don't try and talk shit like they know whats up. they waste their entire life arguing about music and think what they listen to is better than what anyone else listens too. when i'm on here i don't hate on anyone other than douche bags trying to get at me.

Album Rating: 4.5

But too me no matter what, this is better than jane doe wether or not it's their 4th or 5th best

people being trolled itt

Album Rating: 4.5

Solid Review, but rated to high for my Taste



imo Petitioning The Empty Sky > Jane Doe > Axe To Fall > When Forever Comes Crashing

Album Rating: 4.5

I can see that everyone who has commented on my review has a personal favorite converge album. This is my favorite Converge album and I think I backed it up pretty well. Converge has a different style for each album, some are more cohesive than others but for what they do on this album it is flawless and thats fine if you guys like other albums but don't go telling me that this isn't as good because their not well backed up opinions, i want other people to hear this and all these negative comments are turning people off. Everyone who likes Converge has a personal favorite and i'd personally never tell someone off they wrote a good review.

Album Rating: 3.5

Jane Doe > You Fail Me > Axe to Fall > When Forever Comes Crashing > Petitioning the Empty Sky > No Heroes > Halo In a Haystack

For trying to justify this as your favorite, bringing up jane doe 6 times within the first paragraph doesn't help your case. i understand that it's a frame of reference, but if i was new to them i would have just gone with jd, considering it's the one everyone bates over.

"I'd be hard pressed to find anyone who can say there is a more pivotal metalcore album"

no, you wouldn't. half of them are on this thread.

"This is something that has yet to be accomplished by any band as well as Converge did. This in turn makes Jane Doe the greatest of all the top Metalcore albums."

this this this this this change up your sentence structure, it makes the review read robotically.

"But, one must ask what Converge could have done to get to this level. It is true that Converge already was a band for 11 years when they created Jane Doe but there must be some sort of stepping stone that enabled them to get to this level, to create such a monumental album."

awweee geeee what is it? what is it? but no seriously, this reads like a guy who just 'happens' to stick his dick through the popcorn box, and when a girl finds it, he's like "ohh, who left THAT there?" don't be that guy. just break up the last sentence and use it to introduce the album more subtly.

"I haven’t actually heard the original mix myself but I’ve heard it was bad, really bad."

unnecessary

"This was until it was re-released in 2005 by Equal Vision records; completely remixed and remastered by Converge’s guitar player/producer Kurt Ballou. This finally gave the album the listening quality it deserved."

1. i love semicolons, but i don't love this one. it's supposed to break up two complete sentences connected somehow in theme, structure, content, etc. after completely is not a full sentence. 2. how about, "This was until it was re-released in 2005 by Equal Vision Records, remixed and remastered. This finally gave the album the listening...blahblah" i was gonna try and keep the semicolon but it wasn't meant to be.

"The album is very abrasive, and raw while at the same time being airtight"

move the comma and put it after raw

should i continue?

Album Rating: 3.5

awweee geeee what is it? what is it? but no seriously, this reads like a guy who just 'happens' to stick his dick through the popcorn box, and when a girl finds it, he's like "ohh, who left THAT there?" don't be that guy. just break up the last sentence and use it to introduce the album more subtly.

wasn't, but i know what you're talking about lol

Album Rating: 3.5

shit review, man

Album Rating: 4.5

tyrannic: thanks ill go back and fix the mistakes you pointed out. There's other ones too.

yeah there are, i didn't get past the last line of my comment in reading, but i'm sure there are the same minor voice
gripes and misplaced commas. just read it carefully

Album Rating: 4.5

laterenima: yeah it's totally shitty right. like i should go shoot myself. Thanks for being a straight up dick, most of you have been straight up dicks about it. I'd rather here some constructive criticism.