That's a bit harsh.
Knew this was gonna be a shitty review.
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Album Rating: 4.7
I love this album, but I kinda wanna throw a 1 on it just because Valerius loves penis.
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If you don't have this ranked at least a 4, you are going to be in big trouble. I advise rethinking your love of metal and perhaps going to church, because that is all that can help save you. Legion has told me this. The album cover? You always wondered what that was on the album cover didn't you? That's the best Deicide could remember of what The Traveler's one eye looked like when it flashed red for a moment. It's Legion looking at you. Waiting for you to screw up and rank this a 3, so he can put you on his to-be-helplessly-ripped-apart list.
Aren't you mean to be, you know, old?
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*farts*
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Album Rating: 5.0
every time you comment the world becomes a slightly worse place to be
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good maybe you'll die soon
figuratively of course
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Album Rating: 5.0
likewise
completely unfiguratively of course
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woah dude threatening my life
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Album Rating: 5.0
not threatening
hoping
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well according to your favorite band All Hope Is Gone so you're out of luck
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Album Rating: 5.0
well according to your favorite band la dispute you suck
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lol not my favorite band
pretty sure those five dudes with hair in their eyes could kick your ass though
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Album Rating: 5.0
pretty sure youve fingered yourself to post hardcore though
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8=====D-------O:
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Album Rating: 5.0
dont hurt yourself
wait do
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dude your spine is crooked
must be from all the anal insertion over the years
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Album Rating: 5.0
what shut up
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Aww so touching to see people so devoted to each other that they'll spam entire pages with their loving bullshit. Hey I've got an idea, gtfo the net and go rim each other or something.
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Album Rating: 5.0
fuck off
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not our fault your ass is completely chapped
spread the lube before you insert the tube
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