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Aids
July 25th 2011


24514 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

good review but yeah a touch hyperbolic.



lol deviant

Vesper
July 25th 2011


3085 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Gonna open up a bakery and call it "Until the Light Bakes Us".




Please do this, Angel. I will be a customer for life.

Better yet, move to New York and do it or else I'm stealing your idea.



I actually got an emotional rush from reading this... but not having anything to do with the actual album.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
July 25th 2011


26194 Comments


You need to have every dish named after Fenriz though.

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
July 25th 2011


16306 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Sounds tricky. How about "Darkscones" or "A Glaze in the Northern Pie"?

eternium
July 25th 2011


16358 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

http://www.kumascorner.com/food



Just a black metal version of that.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
July 25th 2011


26194 Comments


Id buy A Glaze in the Northern Pie every day.

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
July 25th 2011


16306 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I could do burgers too. Dimmu Bugers maybe lol. That come "in the nightside with chips".

eternium
July 25th 2011


16358 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I think they had Dimmu Burgers on Metalocalypse.

OceanOfWisdom
July 25th 2011


99 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"How the hell do you transcend emotion into passion and love?"



^ Best thing I've read all week



lol Deviant

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
July 25th 2011


16306 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Yeah, they did. A fast food chain. Guess I'll need to think of a new angle.



An ice cream parlor named "Freezing Spoon" perhaps...

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
July 25th 2011


26194 Comments


I got a new flavor, Inno A Bananna.

eternium
July 25th 2011


16358 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

A Fine Way to Dine

MoosechriS
July 25th 2011


6353 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

WTF!?!? Review rambles more than a demented vagrant

someguest
July 25th 2011


30126 Comments


I know you've all seen the porno, Under The Ding Of Black.

eternium
July 25th 2011


16358 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Cradle of MILF

Vesper
July 25th 2011


3085 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Bergtitt



Alternatively, going back to the food idea, Burgtatt.

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
July 25th 2011


26194 Comments


The Cosmic Keys to My Cunt

someguest
July 25th 2011


30126 Comments


Asses Against The Pain - Fagalloch
In The Night Lost My Tits - Werner Klemperer

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
July 25th 2011


16306 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Diabolical Full Poon Mysticism

North0House2
July 25th 2011


6153 Comments


Hahaha



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