Album Rating: 4.0

Weird how every album is such a grower... but you end up loving them

Album Rating: 3.0

BTBAM works in exactly the opposite way for me: I love it at first but then find it boring in a couple months

"for fuck's sake someone say "Hat's off you to, BTBAM!""
I thought you wanted us to say "for the simple idea of cheesburgers"

Album Rating: 3.0

haha never heard that one where's that from?

Album Rating: 4.5

It's from the opening line in Obfuscation. He's saying "for the simple idea of change blindness" but it sounds like "for the simple idea of cheeseburgers."

Album Rating: 4.5

In fact if you type in "for the simple idea" into google it auto completes it with "of cheeseburgers." Fuck yeah.

Album Rating: 4.0

wow, thats great, the last.fm group that comes up is epic as well

Album Rating: 1.5

auto-neg for this being a KLOWN review

Album Rating: 3.5

Thee problems with this review:

1. Only "Specular Refletion" and half of the last song are good



"The Parallax is something very different from the atypical metal by numbers industry"



2. WHY DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORD "ATYPICAL"?!!?! MY BROTHER DOES THIS ALL THE TIME TOO! "ATYPICAL" MEANS SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TYPICAL!!!



3. I'm not entirely sure what that sentence means in the first place. What is the "metal by numbers industry"? Is it like painting by numbers?

review is too informal and you don't really develop your thoughts. It reads more like a soundoff.

'Thee problems with this review:
1. Only "Specular Refletion" and half of the last song are good'

How the fuck is that a problem? because he doesnt share your opinion? his review isnt actually good but thats not a valid problem at all. Grow up.

Album Rating: 3.5

The song is constantly moving forward and refuses to get caught into the trap that most songs over four minutes face, which is repetition, lulling the listener to sleep.



Sorry dude but yove either got a short attention span or you listen to some total shit, i dont mind these guys, but theres tons of songs over 4 mins that rule Including some of the greatest songs of all time

This is going to end up with soooo many reviews.

Album Rating: 4.5

And it keeps me awake at night. How many reviews will The Parallax end up with? Will I be able to comment on them all?

Album Rating: 2.0

Part II will give take up 3/4 of the database with reviews and comments

this will end up being the most reviewed ep on this site ever.

I will do better next time.