Hibernus Mortis The Existing Realms of Perpetual Sorrow
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Ire
March 3rd 2011


41944 Comments


sweet gonna neg

ButcheredChildren
March 3rd 2011


5590 Comments


I got to do 1,000 reps with both my arms before I can join, got to bulk up those biceps

BallsToTheWall
March 3rd 2011


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Neg all 142. Oh wait it's 143 now. As a band we will only perform in gym like settings whether we have to make a makeshift gym in a Northern secluded forest or go to LA fITNESSES. Instead of spewing blood we will spew the crowd with protein shake from out hoses attached to a dump truck outside. We will throw apples and large carrots are crowd members.

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
March 3rd 2011


16307 Comments


Dude, we need a necro-gym. Like where we bench corpses and curl buckets of goat blood.

ButcheredChildren
March 3rd 2011


5590 Comments


go to do my lunges and stretches before shows, first I need to find my yellow short-shorts

Crysis
Emeritus
March 3rd 2011


17652 Comments


Dude, we need a necro-gym. Like where we bench corpses and curl buckets of goat blood.


this so much

BallsToTheWall
March 3rd 2011


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

If I win a lottery i'm doin a necro gym/cafe in a particular area. Maybe North Carolina. Well it's gonna sponsor indie rock and hardcore such as DEFEATER and THE NATIONAL as well to build up some street cred. But often will support all metal,drone,darkwave,rockabilly,punk, trip hop, electronica and prog rock.

Ovrot
March 3rd 2011


13303 Comments


I have long hair D:

Crysis
Emeritus
March 3rd 2011


17652 Comments


a drone concert in a necro gym would be the single greatest thing ever

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
March 3rd 2011


16307 Comments


Do it on the beach. Then we can play beach volleyball with the hollowed skulls of forest-dwelling creatures.

BallsToTheWall
March 3rd 2011


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

As the Top gun Volley Ball scene unravels on a 240 inch plasma screen.

scissorlocked
March 3rd 2011


3540 Comments


nice work on the review man

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
March 3rd 2011


16307 Comments


I'm totally gonna flex my guns after every serve like Cruise too.

BallsToTheWall
March 3rd 2011


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I flex my guns whenever I see a mirror. EXCUSE ME YOUNG MAN CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE THE BEACH IS? YES MAM (POINTING LEFT, THE BEACH IS THAT WAY,NO WAIT (NOW POINTING RIGHT, IT'S THAT WAY)

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
March 3rd 2011


16307 Comments


A practice I find more than permissable.

BallsToTheWall
March 3rd 2011


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Danzig would approve as well. Sounds like we got quite the epic journey lined out for us all.

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
March 3rd 2011


16307 Comments


The world had better protect its girlfriends and start consuming prodigious amounts of egg protein, because we just engaged beast mode.

BallsToTheWall
March 3rd 2011


52578 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

CHOCOLATE SOWZ CHOC-LATE SOUWZ CHOC...SOWZ CHOCLATE SOWZ DRIPPIN THAT CHOCOLATE SOWZ...............





The world isn't ready for beast mode.

AngelofDeath
Emeritus
March 3rd 2011


16307 Comments


Then they need to get with it.

Note to the world: lrn2satan&lrn2beast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUVjhaGzlNA

Wizard
March 3rd 2011


20629 Comments


We've needed you back for a long time around here Balls. Well done review, gonna look into this!



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