Hipsters don't even like this
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enrique can forgive that i suppose. youre generally bound by the laws of the fork pitchers.
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hipsters hate this shit hnece the 1 rating by bitch
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I hate you so god damn much
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errr me? *looks over shoulders to see if hes talking to anybody else*
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Should I just rename myself Hipster to avoid confusion that I actually hate pitchfork?
Going on a rating spree.
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No way man
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I like referring to you as bitch =]
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every hiipster says they hate pitchfork but secretly faps to its word and deems it law when not talking to others.... so its just hipster to bag on pitchfork..
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God there are so many fucking hipsters in this thread.
Pitchfork sucks at knowing what good metal is.
Gyro.
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they only gave jane doe a 7.7
and full collapse only a 5.6
pitchfork kinda fails at everything not obscure indie stuff.
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What if I told you all that I'm actually a staff writer for pitchfork?
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they only gave jane doe a 7.7
and full collapse only a 5.6
I can understand the former, but not the latter.
What if I told you all that I'm actually a staff writer for pitchfork?
There are only three staff writers at pitchfork, one is a snr. staff, only because he admins. the rest are contribs.
pwn.
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Really, just three?
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das gay. who knew 3 guys who masturbate to thom yorke could influence so many hipsters.
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No, they hardly review. Think of it like this: staff on pitchfork=mods on sput snr staff=admin contribs=staff contribs without the red hyperlink to email=contribs
also pitchfork has no jobs at this time
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
As music fans, in general, we're not really into innovation. Sure, we say we are, but we really aren't. Innovation, to us music fans, is more often than not just familiarity with a new finish. Band (x) records new album, uses a couple of different chord progressions, adds some atmospheric keyboard bits and ups the length of the songs, and we're sold.
This is BS. Exactly what you're describing, to me, is the progression between Kiuas' 'Spirit Of Ukko' and 'Reformation'; the very problem was with Reformation the changed some superficial aspects but it generally was nothing new. I'm never 'sold' with that as a music fan.
Nabil's guitarwork is predominantly rooted in post-hardcore, with the shadow of a young Omar Rodriguez-Lopez cast over every quickfire melody that straddles the line between supremely catchy, atmospheric, or just ear-catchingly unusual.
Lol at this comparison.
There are also some genuinely beautiful snatches of clean singing scattered throughout, though many are inexplicably autotuned to the point of just sounding odd.
Okay I know it's just an opinion but I find it quite insulting to use the word 'beautiful' for the clean vocals on this (which are all fake, these guys could never sing in the real world).
The review was well written but due to how atrocious this album is I can't take anything positive it says seriously.
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What OllieS said. This band is so fucking terrible.
But the review was well written, so pos'd.
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for a second I thought this would be about "I Would Set Myself on Fire For You" - a much better band.
this one sounds pretty terrible
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Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off
This review really doesn't deserve any negs; it's very well written, justifies the rating (in the reviewer's opinion), etc.
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