review is pretty funny lol

album is so terrible though

I don't even know what the fuck just happened,but I gotta pos this

Album Rating: 2.0

thanks mister!

the lead singer looks like Justin Beiber look-alike with black hair lol. and hilarious review, at first i wasn't sure if it was serious or not until i realized the constant reference to how good they look lol

Album Rating: 3.0

its funny when reviews like this are serious....lol

Album Rating: 1.5

I think this is the best thing I've ever read in my life.

Album Rating: 1.5

i pos'd because it was so bad it was good.

Album's pretty good

Album Rating: 2.0

Eh, the good songs are cool, but the bad songs are really really bad.

Album Rating: 4.0

I didn't realize it was sarcasm at first... I almost negged the shit out of it and ranted.



Then I reread it and the comments.





Then I lol'd

Album Rating: 2.0

u should check out my years spent cold review, i think its my best one since my waking the cadaver one that got taken down :c

Album Rating: 2.0

the winds of plague review was amazing too



anal fisting core

I looooooove Chelsea Smile, rest is a bit passable yeah.

Album Rating: 2.0

hahaha, good point thor



and ew, chelsea smile is like my least favorite bmth song

sleep with one eye open


tbh

Album Rating: 1.5

gets a + .5 cuz Chelsea Smile is a decent song.



I thought this was a serious review at first haha, good one.

alright i lied this is just an abomination

Album Rating: 2.0

sleep with one eye open and diamonds aren't forever are pretty cool songs



mad thrashy

Album Rating: 2.0

I was about to hit neg city my friend, almost believed this was serious



I seriously hopes Oli Sykes dies of syphilis someday soon though

Album Rating: 2.0

oli is so cute, but he's so grosssss