brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
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ShadowRemains
July 13th 2010


28671 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

if there's any female sputnikers looking at this thread right now...

bailar11
July 13th 2010


2433 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

it can only be described as the enrique

bailar11
July 13th 2010


2433 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

its okay. im pretty sure all three female sputnikers weve ever had on the site will stay clear

Spec
July 13th 2010


41436 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Now heres the real question... Who is worse, Brokencyde or Emmure.

bailar11
July 13th 2010


2433 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

now thats just fucked up why would you force someone to choose somethign liek that?



























































but srsly this is the best thing ever to be dubbed music



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Ep8taItGk

ShadowRemains
July 13th 2010


28671 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

brokencyde is the worst



all of their albums are shittier than a 1700's sewer



all of emmure's albums are shittier than a 1900's sewer

fr33convict
July 13th 2010


11723 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

fucking magnets how do they work?

luci
July 13th 2010


12844 Comments


I'd rather look at Taylor Lautner than Enrique.

ThePalestMexican
July 13th 2010


2816 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Emmure=1 enjoyable album (compared to the others....almost godlike)

Brokencyde=1 song that's almost halfway decent

bailar11
July 13th 2010


2433 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Brokencyde=1 song that's almost halfway decent




you may not have realized it then, but just at that moment your taste started to decline, and wont stop until you are at the point where you solely listen to crunkcore.

luci
July 13th 2010


12844 Comments


have you seen lautner's abs omg

bloc
July 13th 2010


70880 Comments


They're both good looking, doesn't matter

ThePalestMexican
July 13th 2010


2816 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

you may not have realized it then, but just at that moment your taste started to decline, and wont stop until you are at the point where you solely listen to crunkcore.



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Is there any way to reverse this curse Enrique?

I mean if anyone has the ability to cure me, it's you.

wachooo
July 14th 2010


121 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

There is nothing good about this music.



bailar11
July 14th 2010


2433 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

have you seen lautner's abs omg





enrique will give him that





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Is there any way to reverse this curse Enrique?

I mean if anyone has the ability to cure me, it's you.




besides the obvious 5-ing of every enrique album, listen to godspeed you! black emperor's 'lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven' all alone in a dark room and have your eyes shut for the entire time and just let the rythym take you over (pun intended) and then 5 it. yes enrique likes post-rock. it is one of the most pretentious of albums ever released (the original actually) and if you enjoy it you will have a sense of superiority over all, for a good amount of time, allowing you to become the elitist you were always meant to be.



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