Album Rating: 1.0

wut duz it wyr

wyr

Baphomet: you heard of thebhoy? and anyway, i wouldn't call this an essay as much as well... a... review?

Album Rating: 1.0

waior

yay i think someone read the entire thing.

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh no. It's an essay. See there's a difference, a review is supposed to inform people what the album it's about and whether it's worth getting. You just opened the dictionary and started throwing nice words here and there and you don't make any fair point on why this deserves a 1.5.



And what's thebhoy got to do, got to do with this?

Album Rating: 2.0

The same amount of wankery in this review as the album tbh

too many high ratings

Album Rating: 1.0

droppin muh rating



the review is boring and lame. almost as much as the album.

mmm ribeye

Good essay, not-so-good review...

Album Rating: 4.0

I wouldn't even consider reading this review, the album only takes about 15% of my brain power to appreciate

Album Rating: 5.0

god bless you Objectivism. not as good as me but at least it's making my work easier

Album Rating: 1.0

too long.



i'd rather listen to the victory sampler

Baphomet, you're a dipshit.

MJ would never make it so galringly obvious that he's another person's alt. And Objectivism acts way too gay top be MJ, because MJ's a stale turd (no'ffense, still luvs ya mj), and objectivism is kinda like the homosexual twink version of mj.

Album Rating: 1.0

everybody knows michael jordan made enough money playing baseball to buy more than one computer

Album Rating: 5.0

Baphomet: It's not me. Ask the mods to trace the IP addresses or whatever they do

Baphomet, you're an idiot if you haven't figured this out yet. As well, I'm guessing you like The Mars Volta, which means you're far too easily impressed, fucking nitwit.

Album Rating: 5.0

Oh noes, the it must mean it's not MJ!!



and I hate the mars volta