stop tag-teaming your own reviews you fuck. I'm sure it's good so have a pos.

Apocalyptic Feastingworks
you missed a space here

Ah, I did, thanks.
You guys just don't understand how awesome this is. In fact, if I had to describe it, I'd say that..

The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind’s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one’s self, known as “transcendence”, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.

Album Rating: 1.5

only thing that would have made this funnier is if you had been serious about the rating. maybe one of those will come later...

not really, if the review was serious it wouldn't have been funny

Album Rating: 1.0

But guys I am so cereal

The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind’s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one’s self, known as “transcendence”, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.
Ahhh that infamous wanker...

No different than a troll review. Should be deleted, honestly.

well durrrrr

no because it's actually saying whats wrong with the album if you read it

I did read it, and it really did no such thing. One could spot the sarcasm, yes, but not necessarily if you had not heard the album before.

I haven't heard anything by this band. I spotted the sarcasm, because its really obvious.

One could spot the sarcasm, yes, but not necessarily

mmm weasel words. the review isn't going to get taken down so...

Yeah, didn't expect it to. Just being a dick ;)


Weasel words are delicious.

if this is on Spotify i might give this band a listen. I already know im gonna hate it though lol

Album Rating: 1.0

Emim do you ever not bitch about things?

Only you :x

spotify only has their debut album, is it even worse than this one?

omg the dude from minority report likes brain drill. sweet.