Album Rating: 1.5

nah. i'm sure someone's wankin' to it

yeah you

But he's a tiger

Album Rating: 3.0

is this even out yet

Album Rating: 1.5

i haven't found a copy. so i'm guessing he has some absurd promo, or maybe just wanted to get a jump start on the hate. (can't blame him)

comes out on the 11th

Album Rating: 1.5

just watched the music video, and i'm thinking about writing an actual/more positive review of this. still won't be above a 2.5 (at best), but i'd like to get another opinion out there.



will receive the hate of the sites self-proclaimed elite, but what the hell

on a song by song basis this probably would have been a 2.5 but over the course of an entire album and especially with the 16 minute long closing track, it just becomes noise and a bad headache.

Album Rating: 2.0

This band sucks

At least this is better than Behold the Arctopus.

not at all.

I actually liked their first, I'm aware it isn't cohesive or well written but the wank and speed gets me everytime. I can't listen to the whole album in one sitting though for me it is only enjoyable in very small doses. (I gave their 1st a 3)
Good review, pretty funny too

we dont need another review of this let alone a review by bloozclooz

Album Rating: 1.5

Great. Another bullshit alt account

wah wah

I might give this a listen. I like tech death. Is it anything like necrophagist?

this makes necrophagist sound like 4 chord rock in terms of technicality.

the drums are like "rattatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat" and i'm like woah grav blasts for days

Oh ok

I was originally thinking of just posting a giant ascii middle finger/fuck you as the review, but I don't think that would have gone over all that well.