how intense is the ass?

Well I enjoyed their first album for like a day and then it made me want to kill myself so I'm not going to check this one out.

I GET OFF ON YOU, GETTING OFF ON ME


....oh, wait. Nevermind.

Album Rating: 4.0

Haha wow, all the hate.



I enjoy these guys and they are fun live.

Album Rating: 2.0

when I went to see them live they insulted me from the stage :[

did you deserve it

Album Rating: 2.0

well they called me a tranny and I'm not a tranny



so no :[

Hahaha... listening to this now. Keelhauled and Chronicles of Vengeance are awesome, the rest is pretty funny too.

Album Rating: 2.0

fuck this band!! >:[



noctus mad!! ]:

Listening to this for the first time since 2009 haha

They may be the cheesiest band in the metal genre but fuck it seeing them live is gonna be a blast

The problem with this album is that it get's lost in what it set out to do: be cheesy. You sure as hell won't be putting this album on repeat anytime soon (if you even manage to get through the whole thing).

Album Rating: 3.0

I adore cheese so I enjoy this.

Album Rating: 3.0

It's cheesy as fuck, but some of the instrumentals are pretty good. People tend to exaggerate, a bit like most bands that do similar stuff over and over

Album Rating: 3.0

It's worth at least one run through.

Keelhauled so funny

Cheesy? more like tongue in cheek tbh

Listening to this right now; it's pretty damn funny.

Album Rating: 3.0

Hell yeah pirate metal m/

Album Rating: 3.0

this is fun as shit, i cant listen to a whole album in one sitting though.

ahh i was supposed to open up for them one time but they slacked on the san diego corner of the tour