Album Rating: 1.5

Two things I don't like about this review:



"almost all of those evil Norwegian black metal acts owe their existence to the Frost (as well as Bathory, Venom, and Mercyful Fate)"



I disagree...didn't Venom and Mercyful Fate release albums well before Celtic Frost?



"the guitar solos are as sloppy as ever"



The entire album is as sloppy as ever....

In general, you did a good review but I'm still not convinced this is anything but a complete musical disaster.

Album Rating: 3.8

This is a disaster. Not good at all.

Album Rating: 1.5

This album proves why being avant garde and experimental does NOT make you a good musician. What makes you a good musician is crafting good SONGS, not just checking off boxes like "erotic female vox sung in French," or "totally random new wave cover except with shitty vocals." It tries, but in the end it fails horribly.

Album Rating: 4.0

I disagree...didn't Venom and Mercyful Fate release albums well before Celtic Frost?



Holy fuck, you're dumb.



This is a disaster. Not good at all.



This album proves why being avant garde and experimental does NOT make you a good musician. What makes you a good musician is crafting good SONGS, not just checking off boxes like "erotic female vox sung in French," or "totally random new wave cover except with shitty vocals." It tries, but in the end it fails horribly.



Give me a break kids.



Album rules, end of story.

sorry wiz this is mostly bad

Album Rating: 4.0

This album fucking rules, hands down.

Album Rating: 3.8

To Mega Therion is their best.

u spelled morbid tales wrong

Album Rating: 3.5

Album rules, end of story.[2]

Album Rating: 4.0

I love this album mainly for it's brilliant experimentation and many Avant-Garde influences, but also the idea that near enough every song sticks with you for a long time. Many songs here are obvious highlights, but 'Tristesses de la Lune' and 'Rex Irae' are among my favourites. The band's best album in my opinion.

Album Rating: 2.0

Awful.

Album Rating: 3.5

not as bad as some people are making it out to be, but its not as good as the new album or the first 2 imo, the instrumental's are great but the Rozz Williams-esque vocals are cheesy and do not fit the band and music, and the songs don't have as much of a kick either

Album Rating: 4.0

This record is a synonym of the term "avant-garde", period.

Album Rating: 4.0

Fuck, I might just redo the review for this, it's shit.



Loving this atm, awaiting some bullshit comments like, "this sucks cuz it's experimental".

i don't know if i should check this out or not

Love Morbid Tales/To Mega Therion

Album Rating: 4.0

This is different but it still piles on the awesome, despite some of the odd choices of influences. Let's put it this way, it ain't no Cold Lake.

mexican radio is hands down the best cover in the history of recorded music

agreed

mexican radio is hands down the best cover in the history of recorded music [2]

Album Rating: 2.5

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