Loma Prieta Matrimony EP
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Rationalist
January 22nd 2010


880 Comments


uh huh

Rationalist
January 22nd 2010


880 Comments


corel>ms

Bitchfork
May 1st 2010


7581 Comments


Genericness is a word; genericism is not.

witchxrapist
May 1st 2010


11117 Comments


The vocals on this are fine. Also, you claim Usurp Synapse's vocals don't sound strained...

I think you just don't really get vocals as well as you claim.

Bitchfork
May 1st 2010


7581 Comments


I like Usurp Synapse's vocals even though they're the most strained screams I've ever heard.

Rationalist
May 1st 2010


880 Comments


Are you all retarded? Usurp's vocals are demonic, not strained.

Bitchfork
May 1st 2010


7581 Comments


They are most definitely strained. And you are most definitely retarded.

Bitchfork
May 1st 2010


7581 Comments


Review sucked by the way.

Rationalist
May 1st 2010


880 Comments


How so?

Bitchfork
May 1st 2010


7581 Comments


Your writing is really peurile and verbose. Also, the library thing was completely unnecessary.

Bitchfork
May 1st 2010


7581 Comments


And my god stop raping the thesaurus. This isn't intelligent. If you were intelligent then you would realize that all this unnecessary and "difficult" language is very awkward. Rather than smart it sounds forced.

EDIT: By chance are you Christopher Paolini? Your writing is as pretentiously convoluted as his.

Ghostechoes
May 1st 2010


1354 Comments


If one were to see all of these qualities in a woman, one would assume this woman to be a needy, sassy, bland woman, who, if taken home, is not worth spending the night with.


What the...?

witchxrapist
May 1st 2010


11117 Comments


Are you all retarded? Usurp's vocals are demonic, not strained.


He strains his voice audibly a lot. Like, you can hear it crackling and shit, stop being a fanboy.

Bitchfork
May 2nd 2010


7581 Comments


Ghostechoes, Rationalist's reviews revolve around sex. His alt Plutonio wrote that say anything review about max bemis's small penis.

Bitchfork
May 2nd 2010


7581 Comments


He strains his voice audibly a lot. Like, you can hear it crackling and shit, stop being a fanboy.

Rationalist, listen to the third untitled and tell me that isn't strained.

Bitchfork
May 2nd 2010


7581 Comments


nothing, how about you strange person i don't know?

Bitchfork
May 2nd 2010


7581 Comments


okay...

witchxrapist
May 2nd 2010


11117 Comments


i had a hipster kitty avatar before everyone else on here

Bitchfork
May 3rd 2010


7581 Comments


you also rape witches =)

witchxrapist
May 3rd 2010


11117 Comments


lol no i dont its just a song gawsh



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