Haha wow what an idiot.

Consider yourself fortunate that the laws of this land forbid me from challenging you to a duel, peon.

oh hey it's the Human Language. This troll is better because he's less obvious, though like all trolls, his shtick gets tiresome. Luckily he only comes out once in a blue moon... like Urkel.

this review is awesome/hilarious guys idk what's wrong with you

Album Rating: 1.0

That, and he dislikes Stanley Kubrick. Who may an auteur be who is worthy of his praise I wonder?

Bach is like elevator music. Designed to lull you to sleep while someone nicks the wallet out of your back pocket.

Album Rating: 1.0

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DER KVLT DIZVGREZZ



GRYM DAATH 2 VLL

say it ain't sooooooowoahwoahhh

This shit's hilarious

"As for the recording itself, I shall freely admit that I have never actually listened to it. While some of the more pedestrian minds on this reviewing site may scoff at such an audacious a priori judgment, a refined and sagacious mind such as my own can arrive at universal truths in the total absence of examination, through the rigorous science of deduction."

This is pure gold.

best review on the site

If you're going to write a joke review of an incredibly influential artist, please try and make it funny at least. Just a suggestion
though so yeah oh well.

As for the recording itself, I shall freely admit that I have never actually listened to it. While some of the more pedestrian minds on this reviewing site may scoff at such an audacious a priori judgment, a refined and sagacious mind such as my own can arrive at universal truths in the total absence of examination, through the rigorous science of deduction.

probably one of the funniest things I've ever read on this site

Best review ever

Album Rating: 5.0

10/10 Review

"Finally, she has also scored the unspeakably obscene A Clockwork Orange, a motion-picture that sent me running from the theatre blushing and in tears no more than a mere ten minutes into its vile execution."

lol

Come back

lol, lmao

classic review