Album Rating: 4.0

I love grind/ jazz so I'm checking this out.

@robertsona: must've.
@wizard: imagine the dillinger escape plan on meth. And then that meth addict had a baby with a meth addict, and that kid got addicted to crystal meth and went all charlie manson. do you like that scenario. if so, then yes, you would like it.

Album Rating: 4.0

Okay so, Torture Garden is the real Naked City debut - the middle tracks on this album are taken directly from Torture Garden - Yatmasuka Eye, the vocalist, was not involved in the recording for the rest of the tracks. It is also worth noting that over half of this album are cover songs and simply reworked by John Zorn. Also a word of caution to those wanting to get into Zorn's other work: This album is elevator music compared to most of his catalogue.



Also: I've always heard of this album referred/filed as Artist: Naked City Album: John Zorn - but who really knows, I think it's interchangable.

Torture Garden deserves six stars.

Album Rating: 3.5

It's something you'll either adore or despise.

Album Rating: 4.0

@wizard: imagine the dillinger escape plan on meth. And then that meth addict had a baby with a meth addict, and that kid got addicted to crystal meth and went all charlie manson. do you like that scenario. if so, then yes, you would like it.



Not the biggest Dillinger Escape Plan fan but this still sounds worth my time. Reading over this review again, I was actually in awe with how well you write. Wish I could write as non-structurally as you hahahahaha

If I'm not mistaken, these guys did that one crazy song in Funny Games.

Yeah, that song is from Torture Garden.

Well, that and the Dillinger + tons of meth comparisons has me sold. Checkin' this.

Album Rating: 4.0

I was sold on the crystal meth part because I love injecting that stuff into my penis.

Hardcore

Album Rating: 4.0

That's what we do in Canada on Christmas Eve hahahahaha.

Yeah but I'm in Canada on Christmas Eve too

Album Rating: 4.0

Then why aren't you injecting meth into your penis?

My dealer is gone for the holidays

Album Rating: 4.0

HAHAHAHAHA



Where abouts in Canada?

British Columbia, the land of weed and ski hills.

Album Rating: 4.0

London, Ontario....the land of bailouts, stinky Torontonians, and fucking petty, retarded politics.

@ wizard: Thank you, it kind of goes with the album, but I never liked the whole structured thing anyway. My eighth grade english teacher tells me that it's good that I go beyond the outline, and then I tell her to fuck off.

and yeah... have fun with that methintopenis type thing. I think that's how Lady Gaga got a vagina actually.

This shit is goddamn ridiculous in the best way.