Alestorm Captain Morgan's Revenge
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iranscam
October 17th 2009


469 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i dont no he said testicles

Ragez
October 17th 2009


150 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

oh yah srry brahs i didn't get the joke man. betta re-write this review with a 4.5 rating.

iranscam
October 17th 2009


469 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

no its a classic joke 5/5 bill cosby would be jelous

feav233
October 17th 2009


1411 Comments


fuck, alestorm is terrible

SpicsterGMex
October 17th 2009


111 Comments


alestorm are so funny they should do stand up

Ragez
October 17th 2009


150 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

whats up spicster

SpicsterGMex
October 17th 2009


111 Comments


nm just chillin u

Ragez
October 17th 2009


150 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

makin jokes about wenches and getting drunk, hoping i can become just like Alestorm and their hilarous jokes.

zaruyache
October 17th 2009


28624 Comments


"fags are trying to be pirates, just say no."

So you're saying that homos are a bad thing? lol ok. This music isn't supposed to be taken seriously anyway, so you're totally missing the point.

pizzamachine
October 17th 2009


28286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

@ Ragez: so you hate pirate metal 'cause it's piratey...



Ragez
October 17th 2009


150 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i'm pretty sure i hate pirate metal becasue the instrumentation is poor, like how i state in that second paragraph, but apparently it's to big for your poor little eyes. I sowwy.

Athom
Emeritus
October 17th 2009


17249 Comments


i hate alestorm. good job

Yazz_Flute
October 17th 2009


19174 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Title track and "Wenches and Mead" rule. Really fun songs to drum to actually, especially the former.

pizzamachine
October 17th 2009


28286 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"the instrumentation is poor"

Yah their debut is worse for that.



"apparently it's to big for your poor little eyes."

Funny because I have perfect vision.

Wizard
October 17th 2009


20627 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

fags are trying to be pirates, just say no.



So true.



alright so this is a terribly shitty album, but this review sucked ass



There isn't much to say about this album and the review was spot on with its joke approach, much the like the band and their music. How can you say the review sucked?

Ragez
October 17th 2009


150 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

wizard we should get married.

Wizard
October 17th 2009


20627 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

If I was a into ragin' hot boners, I would be down on one knee in an instant. Just defending what truly matters, no need to take it as a pick up line hahahaha.

Ragez
October 17th 2009


150 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

lol

Countorous
October 17th 2009


169 Comments


watch out guys, someguest is going to report you for inappropriate behavior

Wizard
October 17th 2009


20627 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I have a slight feeling that this is an alt account of someone I talk to around here all the time...



watch out guys, someguest is going to report you for inappropriate behavior



Is this another inside joke?



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