unless this was some elaborate scheme to get people to listen to the worst album EVER MADE

Album Rating: 4.5

ZOMG

Album Rating: 5.0

move over doomthrone thers a new crapfest in town

move over red rover

Album Rating: 5.0

let suck come over

or are you just pretending to pretend it's good to keep it all to yourself?

fuck you guys man

Album Rating: 5.0

thats stupid would give this a neg five if i could

yeah im giving it the highest rating possible so that when i divide by zero the album sucks worse

dammit men idk what to trust anymore

you've basically shaken the foundations of summin

i invented math didnt you know

Album Rating: 5.0

"dammit men idk what to trust anymore"



trust this

jesus christ

Microsoft Word would have had a fit about this back in my day.

i actually got no squiggles am i good or what

Album Rating: 5.0

i use paint for all my reviews

I've enslaved a bunch of negroes to do mine for me.

Album Rating: 5.0

uh oh

He's right. Who do you think wrote his "Reign In Blood" review?

THAT WAS ME, BABY!