Dear Jennifer Granholm,
It has come to my attention there has yet to be an alcohol ban in the state of Moshigan. This offends me to a great degree. Alcohol destroys lives and minds alike, and the poison should be eliminated. If my request is not met within 72 hours, I will decimate every alcoholic establishment in the state. xXSTRAIGHT. FUCKING-
“Hey Derrick I made you a sandwich.”
I DONT LIKE PEANUT BUTTER.
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