Album Rating: 4.0

Oh good sir Jacktiger7x,

To butter or not to butter? That is the question.

Depends. If you are talking about this album, then butter away, for it is very amazing.

Otherwise, long ago, roughly two and a half centuries, I was to be exiled from the town of Rye for my work on a spread which could make bread more delicious. It came one day, where the Mayor, Good Ser Margarine, told me "If you do not stop your blasphemously delicious work, you will henceforth be permanently banned from the town of Rye forever." That night, I sat down, and I had to ask myself: "To butter, or not to butter?"

Album Rating: 4.0

Did we just take this to the next level or what?

Yes, yes we did, SER MARGARINE!!
DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNN!

Album Rating: 4.0

Rapunzel says, "Will you climb my hairlocks to save me from this tower?"



Prince says, "No, my hands will slip. Your hair is all covered in butter!"

Er. Sure. Madonna is kind of like butter.... always willing to be spread! *zam*

Album Rating: 4.0

Hey Jacktiger7x,

Did you read the morning butter (spread)?

Album Rating: 4.5

hahahaha that whole butter thing is funny, and also weird haha.



Hey I just bought Given to the Rising and I'm listening to it all night long!



I couldn't find this album though, nor any Pelican I guess I'll have to order them

Wizard, I did not get that last one, but I give props for the usage of butter anyway.

Besides, you should know better how to butter your toasted comments by now. Unless...
ARE YOU USING MARGARINE?

If I catch you using that Spread of the Succubus, I will make you listen to the entire Miley Cyrus collection.
...Wait, no, I would go to hell for that. (That is, owning anything by Miley Cyrus). Okay, I would make you watch MTV for 48 hours straight; both channels at the same time.

(By the way 72, try ordering off Amazon if you cannot find Burst or Pelican's material. They are both amazing bands)

Album Rating: 4.0

Haven't you ever heard of a newspaper being called a spread? I though it funny at least.



See, I didn't get your last comment either hahaha. I don't know if this is going to make me sound like a noob, who the fuck is Miley Cyrus? Is he/she that bad?

Hey I just bought Given to the Rising and I'm listening to it all night long!

Well, she is the horrible demon also known as "Hannah Montana". She is so evil, she once said that butter was the worst creation to ever grace humankind.

And she also uses "I can't believe it's not butter" twice a day.

Album Rating: 4.0

God damn, "Oh no she didn't!"



Unfortunately, I know who this Hannah Montana girl is. I think my sister watches her on MTV or Family Channel.....some gay television station.



By the ways, thanks for spamming up my review guys.

No problem man, always glad to butter up your comments section.

Album Rating: 4.0

Funny how I hear no butter throughout this album. There are some spreading moments of buttery goodness on Origo, but this is just a glimpse of 100% butter to come.

Album Rating: 4.5

Last night I decided to clear Super Metroid from start to finish while I listened to "Given to the Rising" and "A Sun that Never Sets" and I felt like the music buttered up my SNES skills

Album Rating: 4.0

Its calming yet so massively loud at the same time. Helps me contemplate.

Aye, it helps me too. It fuels my contemplation of your BUTTERY DEMISE, SER MARGARINE!

Album Rating: 4.0

Hey, I had Margarine this morning. I forget how nice she was. Butter is not the answer to everything.

How DARE you speak that name. I shall make you regret that! I swear it on all things buttery!