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kalkwiese
April 28th 2018


11162 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Okay, I fell for it haha.

kalkwiese
April 28th 2018


11162 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I love when lyrics refer to cool stuff like that

artiswar
April 28th 2018


16984 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

rate it pussy, we all did it

Egarran
April 29th 2018


36935 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Aiwazdude, calm down.

I've seen people about to commit a righteous murder-suicide, and like you they became unpleasantly delirious before the act.



DON'T DO IT.

MaynardJKeenan
May 5th 2018


97 Comments


I am pleased with the progression on the new album. Justin is the key, Adam is the lock and Danny is the door. The doorway to me. They complete me. I complete them. The album will be released this year, I promise. I cannot tell you the album title yet, but I am sure you all will love it. Alex Grey did not take part in the album cover art. Anyhoo, anyone visit caduceus cellars lately? Some new mixes and variable concoctions available as of right now. Please visit https://caduceus.org/ for more. Maynard, out.

BREAKDOWNS
May 5th 2018


418 Comments


idk why i find this alt funny out of all of them, but here i am laughing

MaynardJKeenan
May 5th 2018


97 Comments


While we're on the subject of whine, would you like us to make and effort to please you with this release before it's released, Darius? I just want to make sure everything is A - OK with you before we launch this fireball. Anyhoo...please check my wines. https://caduceus.org/

artiswar
May 5th 2018


16984 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

As a fag who's listened to just about all his interviews, I call shenanigans. This clearly just a poor attempt by Danny Carrey to rib on Maynard for publicly blaming the rest of the band for the Tool delay. Go back to your seagulls Danny!

MaynardJKeenan
May 5th 2018


97 Comments


Carey*

Anyhoo, I guess I will read more of the users' comments on here with the grammar of a desk lamp and take notes. https://caduceus.org/

It's not free but what is?

artiswar
May 5th 2018


16984 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I was talking about Jim Carrey's lesser known brother who runs a seagull sanctuary and happened to co-write Wings For Marie after he and Maynard clashed over bird-law in '05. I don't know who you thought I was referring to there.

artiswar
May 5th 2018


16984 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Well I'm talking to D-list celebs and Tools fans on an Internet forum. Things aren't going well.

MaynardJKeenan
May 5th 2018


97 Comments


I know what you meant. The first step is accepting error. The more you see them and correct them, most importantly in front of your peers, the more you will start seeing the joy of mistakes and how they make us human.

artiswar
May 5th 2018


16984 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

The only mistake I made was burning all Tool/APC albums for myself and all my peers way back when you were relevant. I'm only human though.

artiswar
May 5th 2018


16984 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I wager you'd look fine in a cowboy hat Awaiz

MaynardJKeenan
May 5th 2018


97 Comments


Is 5.0 good? Anyhoo, check https://caduceus.org/ for more information on my works. Note: You must be at least 21 years of age to enter. You have been warned. Maynard, out.

artiswar
May 5th 2018


16984 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

You mean you haven't heard it yet?? Just call up Sebastian Bach for the bootleg dude. Oh wait... you're not Canadian :/

artiswar
May 5th 2018


16984 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

My fav track off the new Tool double-album is the multi-part t/t Duodecim, clocking in at a crisp 44 minutes (this was just the demo, I assume the lyrics depicting dolphins eating cake and pissing on Zuckerburg will be replaced with something more typical of Tool) it is a whopper of a Tool doozy. You will not be disappointed.

Jasdevi087
May 5th 2018


8176 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

i think you've got that title wrong, the album is actually called "duodenum", and it's a double-concept-album about the lifecycle of a shit

supremejelly
May 5th 2018


1266 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Does anyone else think the fibonacci thing is kinda lame

Zeuzo
May 5th 2018


2349 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

No.



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