Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Snippet of a review from archives



"Overall, this album is good, but if the first half hour of the album was reduced by its time Terminal Redux would've been considered as a masterpiece in my terms. Recommended.



RIP Leonard Nimoy 1931-2015





FUCK STAR WARS"



This guy.

Album Rating: 3.5

lol

Album Rating: 4.0

"FUCK STAR WARS" lol

Album Rating: 5.0

That's about on par with the rest of that site's reviews, lol. A bunch of elitist pricks who write mediocre stuff

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Ford, who are batlord?

Album Rating: 4.0

Metalarchvies has some of the most hilarious bad reviews ever. Just read the 0% MoP review.

http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Metallica/Master_of_Puppets/547/UltraBoris/147

Yep, this exists and has actually been submited.

Album Rating: 3.5

@necro - just a dumb way of saying bathory, cuz that's kinda what it looks like in the band logo

Album Rating: 4.0

"This is James Hetfield's dying cry as Lars Ulrich finishes him off. In fact, if you look carefully, you can see the exact frame where his heart rips in two. Desperation breeds stupidity, and here is the final desperate act of a man driven to Jagermeister, not because of the grueling tribulations of the road, or of having one's equipment stolen, or because he had to send an ex-guitarist back to the west coast in a box on wheels. It's the final death of a man that thinks he is on top of the world, being the frontman of the most famous heavy metal band in existence... but slowly, subconsciously, realising he is not at all in control, and knowing that he's going to have to put on a smiling bullshit face for however many years, because he certainly can't QUIT the band, but the only way to stay in is to submit to Lars Ulrich, despite all of their public assurances that they are partners in crime."

-UltraBoris

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Ha fair enough xp

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

also that guy has written 508 reviews o.o

Album Rating: 4.5

Lol UltraBoris has delivered so many gems over the years

Album Rating: 4.0

so many 5s

Album Rating: 4.5

....and this is the AOTY

Album Rating: 5.0

^

Album Rating: 4.5

agreed hard.

ALL these 5s are well deserved and fair

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

The 4.3 continues on its steady decline to a 4.2

Album Rating: 4.5

Not fair.

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Metalrain where did you find that gold?

Album Rating: 3.5

this was like 4.5 forever but the last 100 votes or so this has really plummeted

Album Rating: 3.5

just look through ultraboris' reviews on metalarchives TVC

alternatively don't