Album Rating: 5.0

What, I can't even talk to pots. He went into that manic state some weeks ago.



I mean



>Ur on team hater eggarran



lol

Album Rating: 5.0

ur a h8er

Album Rating: 5.0

NO U

These guys are bad songwriters lel all they can do is make long ass boring intros and string together a bunch of different time signatures. Top that with a bunch of pretentious lyrics that a teenager would come up with after he read the poem on the can of a Relentless Energy drink and voilà: You got this acoustic excrement!

U ever get tired of being a bigot eg?

Album Rating: 3.0

''yet this whole community is circle jerking to this bad excuse of a Tool B-Side''

Nott truuuueeee

Album Rating: 5.0

7empest I think has my fave long ass boring intro out of the bunch.

Album Rating: 5.0

Team Fanbois appreciate rj's style though. He's a classic player and makes an effort.

Album Rating: 2.5

Top that with a bunch of pretentious lyrics that a teenager would come up with after he read the poem on the can of a Relentless Energy drink and voilà: You got this acoustic excrement!



Lmao

Album Rating: 2.0

this thread's still goin huh













lookit that

Album Rating: 4.5

These guys are bad songwriters



Lol

Album Rating: 4.0

Infinitely criticised by many but most cannot fathom the energy and passion encompassed in their music. Intricacy and developing, both instrumentalist and lyrically. By far the most intelligently placed tunes in progressive metal around. Solid to the core.



Pure unadulterated golden boys of the genre. Literally wisdom in sonic to form.

Album Rating: 4.0

My pet peeve is people who pretend to talk about some structural component of the music but who may as well have pulled a sinternet and drawn a dick. Being the 8 millionth person to criticize this band by complaining about the rhythms with a “weird time signatures lol” is not interesting. Most of the time the changes are hardly even noticeable since most of the rhythms are designed to sum pretty close to meters we’re familiar with. Maybe it’s too much to ask, but if you don’t like it tell me something interesting about the lack of harmonic complexity or melodic variety or structural variety. It makes me miss the days when the site still drew a large portion of its user base from the forums, even though it had a lot of growing pains at the time. It reminds me of some idiot ex staffer on one of the still life threads summing up the album as “minor seconds with some acoustics thrown in”. I don’t care if you think this is the worst album of all time, if that’s all you’ve got then just draw a dick and call it a day

"Infinitely criticised by many but most cannot fathom the energy and passion encompassed in their music. Intricacy and developing, both instrumentalist and lyrically. By far the most intelligently placed tunes in progressive metal around. Solid to the core.



Pure unadulterated golden boys of the genre. Literally wisdom in sonic to form."

I puked a little bit in my mouth when I read this smorgasbord of poorly put together words that you just looked up in a dictionary and then tried to pack into a sentence. Not even a chinese idiom that has been put through google translate a dozen times could ever hope to rival the linguistic fecal discharge you just blessed us with.

Album Rating: 5.0

Sinternet's dick drawing is the most honest criticism I've seen.

Album Rating: 5.0

Its because he didn t get that girl at that bar...

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Literally wisdom in sonic to form.'





Jesus christ

Album Rating: 4.5

When was the last time another album got over 1,000 votes on Sputnik before this?

Checkmate, atheists. Tool is God.

Arent tool fans athiests tho

Album Rating: 5.0

Wisdom in sonic to form=music

You suckers