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AlexKzillion
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August 1st 2024


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yall remember the greatest show on turf 2 aka the 2023 steelers preseason offense? i will never take preseason as a serious indication of anything ever again.

vult
August 1st 2024


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Album Rating: 2.0

I like preseason if there are rookies to watch or a competition of some sort. Patriots preseason should be interesting because of all the new blood there. Anyone watching preseason outside of their home team is unhinged.



^ remember preseason Kenny Pickett hype???? i drafted him late in fantasy based solely off that hype last year

Slex
August 1st 2024


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Album Rating: 1.0

Lmao unfortunately I initially bought into the Pickett hype smh

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
August 1st 2024


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the nfl youtube usually posts "every caleb williams throw" type videos for rookies during the preseason that i like to watch

as someone who doesn't watch cfb i have literally never seen these guys play before

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
August 1st 2024


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i will never understand americans who religiously watch the nfl but not college

AlexKzillion
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August 1st 2024


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idk i've just never understood the appeal of cfb at all besides rooting for your alma mater or if you're from a part of the country without an nfl team.

the nfl is a well oiled machine with the best talent in the world. cfb is... lets just say NOT that?

tho i grow increasingly disenchanted with the state of the nfl seemingly everyday anymore so

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
August 1st 2024


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you've never understood the appeal of more football?

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
August 1st 2024


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sundays with the occasional monday or thursday is more than enough for me... especially as we progress to the inevitable 18 game season with games on five days a week and 16 playoff spots

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
August 1st 2024


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also don't pretend that more than half of nfl games aren't unwatchable trash and cfb is this lowbrow product in comparison lol

AlexKzillion
Emeritus
August 1st 2024


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both things can be true

Demon of the Fall
August 1st 2024


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less is more, same with a lot of sports. Greed overtakes logic

Yeah some of the NFL is already a watered down product, no need to expand it further (it’s also why redzone is king because the odd dud isn’t as felt in that scenario)

trilo
August 1st 2024


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both things can be true [2]

cfb is def a worse product by comparison because the competition discrepancy is massive. i enjoy the top ranked matchups but i won't tune in to watch my shitty school get blown out by bama or whatever lol. the nfl also has its fair share of shitty games but at least i (generally) feel like both teams belong on the field

and huge [2] to less is more. love that i get a 3 hr window one day a week and then i can move on with my life if i want. i got other shit to do tbh

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
August 1st 2024


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if you think raiders broncos or giants panthers is more entertaining than a lot of college games you are brainwashed by the shield. or basically any thursday night game lol. you just can't tell me you think most nfl games are actually high quality games.

vult
August 1st 2024


3432 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I don’t think anyone would say those games are more exciting than a Top25 matchup but to say that the large majority of CFB games aren’t sloppy blowouts is just disingenuous.



My Alma mater (Colorado State) was borderline unwatchable when I was there

Futures
Contributing Reviewer
August 1st 2024


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of course there are bad college games, never said otherwise. my issue is people holding the nfl on a pedestal when most of the games quality are just as bad if not worse than college games.

it’s like nba fans who thumb their noses at march madness because of “quality”, it’s disingenuous and just lame as fuck

AlexKzillion
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August 1st 2024


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"when most of the games quality are just as bad if not worse than college games."

this is just completely false though

and the march madness thing is a false equivalency. due to the single elimination format march madness very arguably IS the best basketball product there is, and is highly superior to the product the nba puts out in march.

meanwhile i don't think there's a similar point in the calendar where cfb is doing something different/better than the nfl is in the same way... besides i guess taking place on a more convenient drinking day

vult
August 1st 2024


3432 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Well with the influx of international talent in the NBA, it’s fair to say that March Madness isn’t as relevant anymore when looking out for potential pro talent. It’s not like the NFlL where 99.999% of players can be watched at the college level in the US.



I’m a big defense guy and CFB just doesn’t do it for me. I also could never find myself committing an additional weekend day to football

trilo
August 1st 2024


7146 Comments


idk what is so controversial here. the talent is less developed and the gap is wider in cfb. you get a lot of lopsided or wacky games in cfb, which have some entertainment in their own right, but it's not something i'm sitting down to watch. the best cfb games beat a broncos raiders matchup, but i'm absolutely watching broncos raiders over your avg fbs vs fcs game. i'll catch the highlights when there's an upset lol

to be clear, i ain't really tuning into broncos raiders unless i've got nothing to do. it's not about the nfl being a paragon of quality. plenty of dogshit nfl games too

vult
August 1st 2024


3432 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Anyone on west coast waking up for the Germany game between the Giants and Panthers should consider therapy

MyNameIsPencil
August 1st 2024


6666 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

that's like 10 whole people



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