no no no

Album Rating: 3.5

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/957721/

the bigger you make the text, the sooner he'll get here ;)

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

jordan whats with you and Thor?

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Ha I see it ok. Its not a big deal. Your reviews are controversial, and you can be a bit of a troll because of the tone of your reviews, but nothing besides that is wrong with what you do. You have a different taste and view than most of us here at Sputnik, and we should respect, even if you have spoken negatively about some amazing records. ;). Nothing wrong with that.

Album Rating: 4.5

PROGMASTA!

I love your reviews

Album Rating: 4.5

You are clearly a good writer,but the first paragraph is undoubtedly the most pretentious thing I've ever read in a review

It's over the top man.

Album Rating: 4.0

don't review BTBAM or he'll get in a panty fit





THOR

Album Rating: 4.5

fucking great idea, MJ do you like BTBAM?

Album Rating: 4.0

lol that other guy already did a review of colors.



mj should review colors live.

Album Rating: 4.5

MJ doesn't like anything that screams, or any metal except Black Sabbath.

Album Rating: 4.5

ObjectivismIsALie? but he and MJ aren't the same person are they?



EDIT: directed at Ire's comment on the previous page

Album Rating: 4.0

mj says they aren't the same.



i would love to see a review of that

You know that this is just music right?

no this is opeth
the highest form of life

Album Rating: 5.0

"You couldn't have said it better, and I'm so glad that you finally gave this album it deserves...a perfect score. This truly is the greatest Opeth album to ever come out, and what I consider to be the best metal album to ever be released."





this

HOHOHOHOHO THIS REVIEW.

Next time, can the pseudo-philosophical babble and leave the thinking to the professionals.

Album Rating: 4.5

I'M SURE HE WILL BEAR THAT IN MIND

Album Rating: 4.5

just so you know this review is the butt of many a joke here at sputnik nowadays