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AlexKzillion
Emeritus
August 6th 2026


19398 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

let them cook

bobbydylan
August 6th 2026


268 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

'let them cook'





No.

Koris
Emeritus
August 6th 2026


23048 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Hard to cook when you're already working with shitty ingredients

Kusangii
August 6th 2026


9475 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

They need a long ass fast if anything

Insurrection
August 7th 2026


25137 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

a7x here cooking well done steaks with ketchup

Storm In A Teacup
August 8th 2026


47410 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Aoty maybe

Wildcardbitchesss
August 8th 2026


22392 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

can’t wait to hear the next two songs

FrozenFirebug
August 8th 2026


1270 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

ketchup sucks but watery steak also sucks



"iT's jUiCeS!!!"



no it's water and it tastes like water, there is absolutely a threshold where the steak flavor comes out and it sure as heck isn't below medium



steak shitpost thread NOW because that's the punishment our sins deserve

arthropod
August 8th 2026


3916 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

cow give steak

cow give milk

cow give manure

cow is the ultimate form of life

Eakflanderyof
August 8th 2026


7245 Comments


Medium is fine and is even ideal for some steaks but medium rare is the best for most cuts

Kusangii
August 8th 2026


9475 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Do they have a release date for the two other songs?

Gfunk839
August 8th 2026


866 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Whenever they can get the fans to pay 40 dollars for the vinyl

Kusangii
August 8th 2026


9475 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

40 dollars for this EP? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gfunk839
August 8th 2026


866 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

That's not confirmed, I'm projecting that based on the vinyl for Magic which was 29 USD ... for one fucking song

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
August 8th 2026


128894 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5 | Sound Off

I wouldn't pay 40 cents for this.

Groundking
August 8th 2026


2675 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

I still can't believe that this exists honestly.

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
August 8th 2026


128894 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5 | Sound Off

Same lol.

Kusangii
August 8th 2026


9475 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

29 dollars for one fucking song... which was also awful... this band 🤣 then again they advertised NFTs so maybe it makes perfect sense

PizzaBear
August 8th 2026


1063 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Y'know I'm kinda coming around to the tt

Wildcardbitchesss
August 8th 2026


22392 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Medium rare is the best temp and frankly I don’t fucking trust people that like it cooked ANY more than medium



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