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Relinquished
June 18th 2026


50374 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

hold up

Relinquished
June 18th 2026


50374 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

“must be the pussy part of the album”



we just gonna skip over this line or what

Wildcardbitchesss
June 18th 2026


21695 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This albums the pussy of 2026 how about that

JayEnder
June 18th 2026


23456 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

2007 Megan Fox pussy



Makes perfect sense to me

Wildcardbitchesss
June 18th 2026


21695 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I still can’t really tell what’s going on with the cover, homegirl on the right looks like she has two arms why am I seeing it like that

twlight
June 19th 2026


10924 Comments


Looks like propaganda to me

WalrusTusk
June 19th 2026


2096 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Am I the only one whose got the stones to say this album is horribly mid. I've tried listening to it so many times and each time I struggle to hear anything remotely worthy of being labeled "classic" or even really well done. Like congrats, you wrote a bad Deftones or The Used song and you made it sound edgy with overblown production.

WalrusTusk
June 19th 2026


2096 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Am I the only one whose got whenever I post from my phone it's a duplicate so I'll just reiterate that this album's rating shocks me.

JayEnder
June 19th 2026


23456 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

yawn



Anyways album is perfect

Confessed2005
June 19th 2026


8227 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Pretty much.

Demon of the Fall
June 19th 2026


40123 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"Am I the only one whose got the stones to say this album is horribly mid"

"stones" c'mon lol, it doesn't take much to post something negative, anonymously, on the internet

I could join you but I don't have any cutting dissection or critical standpoint that seems fitting outside of 'not my thing' - it's not some binding contract to spit out lazy comparisons every time you disagree with the consensus

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 19th 2026


127031 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Like congrats, you wrote a bad Deftones or The Used song and you made it sound edgy with overblown production.


Dude....come on lmao.

jrlikestodance
June 19th 2026


8796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Deftones peaked 20 years ago honestly

Hawks
Staff Reviewer
June 19th 2026


127031 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yep.

WalrusTusk
June 19th 2026


2096 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I said what I said, massive stones and all.

jrlikestodance
June 19th 2026


8796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Maybe you just don't like post hc

WalrusTusk
June 19th 2026


2096 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

While a valid suggestion, I don't think that's it as there are plenty of post hardcore albums that I've loved over the years. I just don't think this album does anything particularly well. If you're going to write an album that doesn't sound wholly original, you gotta at least write shit that's catchy or interesting. The only times when I thought this album were interesting were on "Male Bomb" and "Classic. Death. Pose". And even after just listening to those songs, I couldn't tell you a single thing about them.

jrlikestodance
June 19th 2026


8796 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Idk I find a lot of dynamics and variety in the songwriting on this joint. Shades of MCR, Underoath and Glassjaw and others thrown together with a modern twist. The band simultaneously getting harder and more melodic without compromising their original sound and still trying some new things. I just find it reductive to compare this to The Used who have barely made a splash on the genre since their debut. Like with all core and core adjacent genres tho, we have our preferences in what we like

WalrusTusk
June 19th 2026


2096 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I mean, all of those things sound like elements of a sound I SHOULD like, but this band just doesn't do it for me. And it's really hard for me to perceive how this album average should be above a four. But maybe I'm just old.

Muppelope
June 19th 2026


2159 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Yeah, for sure just old.



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