we're all ALAs
we're all lying in hell

Use some of said salt to exfoliate your meteor blasted face cavities salty boi

I threw salt over my shoulder and darius appeared with a wet blanket

Dunno if that was a joke or something based on a pic, if the latter then goddamn RIP

*your moms driveway

And it wasnt "for free" ;)

I did give her a facial that did wonders for her complexion, you should try it sometime

You timed him?

Fucking nerd.

Careful dont call him a nerd he'll deadass throw a tizzy

cringe

"it only took you 10 minutes to come up with that one too"

Sorry big sport, I was taking a shit!

wtf were you doing on the toilet if not browsing sput

they make a device that lets you do exactly that

"wtf were you doing on the toilet if not browsing sput"

hah you got me

Album Rating: 5.0

sometimes i take shits

i was looking at that picture of darius and i got confused and started wiping my phone instead of my asshole

thank god i dont have a bidet

no, i didn't have to get creative, we stockpiled on toilet paper

thanks, here's another one you haven't heard in a long time

"nice skin"

Bruh calm down

Album Rating: 3.5

i think it's endearing

Darius the Grimm