Album Rating: 5.0

It is

Album Rating: 2.0

Agent what in the fuck are you even talking about????

Album Rating: 2.0

Comparing metal bands to fucking Eminem.

Album Rating: 2.5

If someone can compare The Simulation to Amo, I can compare this to all your 1's.

Album Rating: 5.0

Comparing metal bands to fucking Eminem. [2]

that's just ever so slightly irrelevant isn't it?

Album Rating: 2.5

I guess. But if those are all 1's this is a 0.5 lmao

perhaps in your eyes, but to Hawks, this is better than those, and that's fine

Album Rating: 2.5

Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Drugged-out rap > prog metal amirite

Album Rating: 2.0

I gave this a 2 you fucking chode, it blows. Who cares if it’s a 1 or a 2?? It’s all shit.

Album Rating: 2.5

Opinion on Relapse and Revival then?

Album Rating: 2.0

Haven’t jammed either one. I listened to this against my will.

Album Rating: 2.5

Well, if you're curious, Revival will make this look like the first Marshall Mathers LP at points. Relapse is pretty alright save the accents though.

Revival makes my nutsack look like the first Marshall Mathers LP at points

Album Rating: 1.0

Relapse is a hard 1.0

Album Rating: 2.5

@Sweeney: Lmao, true. There's a couple passable songs for pop-rap fodder and those looking for any semblance of the old Em ('Framed', 'Walk On Water', and 'River' come to mind) but yeah those are the only things keeping Revival from a straight 1 for me.

Every single track off Revival is fucking terrible, the Ed Sheeran feature is particularly cancerous, I honestly hope that ginger cunt dies of a horrible disease

Album Rating: 2.5

I'm a bit more forgiving, like it's trash but not every song is as insufferable as the likes of 'Untouchable'.

Album Rating: 5.0

"Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Drugged-out rap > prog metal amirite"



Retard

Album Rating: 2.5

Imagine thinking this and MMLP2 are the peak of his art tho