oh shit colton unbanned? wb king

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don't encourage him

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i go off all the time about mah ballz

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all i want for christmas is 200 pages

Lmao even dr gonzo doesn’t like this

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Does anyone like this

If anyone did it would be him

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I was genuinely expecting at least a 3/3.5

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sheep token

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creep token

It was never actually a good thing when III started giggling. Sure, it sounded innocent enough on its own, joyous and sweet; an angel's laugh. If the angel in question had a pair of horns and a pitchfork according to II.

That laugh was almost always followed by the sound of swearing, so you'd have to forgive the others if they were immediately on guard. Nothing turned up during breakfast, though. No oddly colored foods, no whoopie cushions on the chairs, and not even a light-activated screamer in the fridge.

That screamer prank had made for an interesting Halloween last year. Vessel's nerves had been shot through halfway through the month, and they'd lost three coffee mugs when they were thrown across the kitchen accompanied by both electronic and organic screams.

It isn't until nearly tea time that anyone realizes what he's done. There's a startled squawk from Vessel upstairs, muffled though it is by the distance, and both II and IV immediately turn to stare at III who looks beyond delighted by the development.
"What did you do?"
"Wait for it..."
"Three! What did you do?"
"Wait!"
There's the sound of a door slamming shut and the slightly less noisy sound of footsteps and jingling oddly enough before Vessel comes downstairs and appears in his Ritual cloak, mask, and pants. For a moment, there's utter silence as II and IV stare at the sight before them, and then the moment is broken by III bursting into laughter.

Vessel's cloak has been utterly festooned in tinsel. Gold tinsel tassels and fringe are hanging from the sleeves, and there's even more gold around the edge of the hood. Along the hem of the cloak is what looks to be nothing but tassels, catching the light and fluttering at the slightest movement, clumsily sewn on with braided rickrack. Even his pants are decorated with tassels on the belt loops, and there are fringes around the ankle cuffs with miniature bells. His mask wasn't spared either, with miniature tassels tied around the red points on either side of his mouth.

"Vess... didn't you notice while you were putting it on?" IV asks, still looking pretty stunned. It's hard to figure out where to look first when their First is doing his best to look like a festive disco ball.
"Of course I noticed."
"Then why did you put it on?"
"Because... a certain someone worked hard to pull it off, and I wasn't about to let it go to waste."

III lights up, looking at Vessel like he hung the moon. He'd gotten what he wanted just from the other’s reaction to the prank, but the fact Vessel cared enough to put it on and show off his handiwork meant the world.

"However, he gets to take all the tinsel back off, and owes me a pair of tassels of my choosing.”
“But… Christmas show.”
“We’re Pagan, Three.”
“You are an absolute killjoy, bruv.”

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lol i got more out of that than this record

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Is that shitty sleep token fanfic copypasta

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Great now I need a Sleep Token erotic novel

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Still can't make it past the first song

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Based

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holy shit I'll have to listen to this one next then I guess

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If you like bad music then go for it

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It's good for a laugh