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"if you want some real guitar lessons go watch Fripp and Gilmour not Adam Jones you fucking squeakers"



amen, bitches

Alex Lifeson>>>every other poser who ever picked up a guitar

that's cool and all but Rush

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jesus christ... how are adam jones and dave gilmour even remotely comparable in any way? i guess they both do melodies but other than that what's the point of this argument? or am i just feeding on rodrigo's trolling right now?

your first error was expecting something worthwhile out of Art ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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"Not sure what you mean Artuma, you said amen to it first. Want me to tell Sowing to delete that post for ya or..."



yeah i mean everything rodrigo posts is pure gold but lol that comment couldn't be taken seriously. then you took it seriously.



"your first error was expecting something worthwhile out of Art ¯_(ツ)_/¯"



this has a seed of truth you know

Album Rating: 4.5

It's a learning process.

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If I were trolling i'd probably make a hint about it...But I was absolutely serious with both comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Tool is just Soundgarden for people who contribute to gentrification.

Album Rating: 3.5

The filler tracks are kinda like the band's fans, they're everywhere and generally useless!

Album Rating: 4.0

Rodrigo is the tool fan who became so enlightened from their music he transcended beyond it.

Album Rating: 4.0

Still hasn't past KC level tho

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Still hasn't past KC level tho



Yeah, that is something I want to achieve someday.

Album Rating: 4.5

What is a stereotypical Tool fan anyway? They seem to be a pretty diverse fanbase.

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"Someone help! This man is dying! Is anyone here a doctor?"

"I listen to Tool! Pry open his third eye, stat! Its probably the fluoride in his water thats killing him!"



Ease up padre, I actually really like Tool, I just love razzing Tool fans even more. Its all in good fun bruvva.

Album Rating: 3.5

aight

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You must know a lot of tool fans.. that decimal point means business.

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Not sure what happened to Evo. He went from cool to faggot in a day.



Let's say that there are some people who in this specific moment are having sex with her gf, then there is dudes like us who are still debating the relevance of tool in today's music.



No, I don't know if it's possible to have sex in the middle of the week, but there are some couples which probable can do it.

Album Rating: 4.5

It still works in a wider sense, LOL

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Don't ask me how I connected both ideas, I have a weird ability to go from one idea to another totally different and still my mind would make sense of it, somehow.