Emery ...In Shallow Seas We Sail
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DaveyBoy
Emeritus
August 2nd 2011


22503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

It should be programmed into everyone's alarm clock. Imagine waking up to "SIIIIIRRRRRRRENNNNNNN..."

sexualsoybean
August 2nd 2011


931 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

I would roll over and just start smashing everything in my apartment to pieces.

Aids
August 2nd 2011


25127 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

ahh emery thread, still awesome



"It should be programmed into everyone's alarm clock. Imagine waking up to "SIIIIIRRRRRRRENNNNNNN...""



O_O I think I'm changing my alarm ringtone to Cutthroat Collapse, and it's currently the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air so this is not a decision to be taken lightly.

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
August 2nd 2011


22503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Ahahaha. Tough call.

sexualsoybean
August 2nd 2011


931 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Dont do it, i tried it this morning and ended up inadvertently windmill kicking everything off of my dresser

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
August 2nd 2011


22503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Haha. As long as you're unlucky in love, everyone will live.

Baphomet
August 2nd 2011


7363 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Ulvetid by Kvelertak.



You'll wake up alright.

Sanders
August 2nd 2011


2416 Comments


QUESTION. Davey, have you read Rembrandt's review of this? Thoughts?

Counterfeit
August 2nd 2011


17836 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

havent seen this thread in so long wow

Tyrael
August 2nd 2011


21108 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Your rating is so low wow

Counterfeit
August 2nd 2011


17836 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

cause this is turrish

Yazz_Flute
August 2nd 2011


19179 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Curbside Goodbye rules but this is a pretty pussy album.

Emim
August 2nd 2011


39707 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Rhymez? That wasn't a rhyme.

More like a crime.

Mimzy rhymes like a mime

Time after time.

I'm...

the one in my prime

That's why I'm sublime.

It's a crime

that you can't even make it to halftime,

so go suck a lime

while I'll bet you a dime

that I'm the one who can rhyme.




Oh, are we doing this? ARE WE DOING THIS???



Your rhymes are weak

Your shots are cheap

My multisyllabic verbiage is far too steep

My rhymes are sick

Your rhymes suck [CENSORED]

Even monosyllabic verbiage is still too quick

I feel sorry for you and your ancient rhymes

I tied the game. Now we're in overtime WHAT







FromDaHood
August 2nd 2011


9111 Comments


That was the worst rap verse ever

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
August 3rd 2011


22503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Rembrandt... Did he paint the album cover?



Come on Mimsy. If a rapper used the word "monosyllabic", fans would yell at them to go back to Vampire Weekend.



FromDaHood
August 3rd 2011


9111 Comments


Or Chiddy Bang

sexualsoybean
August 3rd 2011


931 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

wtf is going on

Emim
August 3rd 2011


39707 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

A rap battle that Davey declined, apparently.





I SPIT FYA

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
August 3rd 2011


22503 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I did not decline

Victory is mine.

Baphomet
August 3rd 2011


7363 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

your puns give me nightmares



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