Sufjan Stevens Javelin
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neekafat
Emeritus
October 13th 2023


26926 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3

"Impossible Soul if you want to treat yourself like you deserve and not bother with any whole album"



MVP take

neekafat
Emeritus
October 13th 2023


26926 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3

Yeah Adz is prob my fave, I really did like the Ascension too

neekafat
Emeritus
October 13th 2023


26926 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3

Illinoise is a default 4 bc im from chicago

neekafat
Emeritus
October 13th 2023


26926 Comments

Album Rating: 3.3

tried reading the tracklist again and had a migraine so uhhhh i believe you

robertsona
Emeritus
October 13th 2023


28660 Comments


oh boy

SomeCallMeTim
October 13th 2023


5349 Comments


Not even Sufjan threads are safe

anat
October 13th 2023


5852 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

if I was a grown adult banned from an online community I would simply

Not visit that website anymore

bellovddd
October 13th 2023


7710 Comments


sput sure gets spicy.

Jasdevi087
October 13th 2023


8176 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"also it was never once communicated to me how many alts is too many. but I am willing to say, here and now, that if the mods unban my main I will stop making alts"



wait that's crazy that you think you've got bargaining power lmao



answer the mustard question

JohnnyoftheWell
October 14th 2023


64287 Comments


lmao RIP answer to the mustard question

Ryus
October 14th 2023


37885 Comments


lol wtf ban this mfer immediately

the answer is whole grain dijon

DocSportello
October 14th 2023


3689 Comments


This one was the most heartbreaking of all and everyone learns about it in school: We were trying to pay attention to a commercial about how to prevent him from coming in a HUGE…BUT THEN: We hear the sound of HOOF approaching and we know: Our jewels are done for and soon we will face his stink upon our TV (fluids upon the boob tube). In he comes looking beyond ENORMOUS (humongous) and that is when he makes our jewels sick with his stink (including the CREAM of BITCH, our DIAMOND) and he says to us, “Wouldn’t it by all be enjoyed in its loveliness if now upon the TV sprayed I the STINK OF MYSELF with fluids (mine),” and isn’t that JUST THE WAY OF HIM to do it, and he DID IT even though we said to him, “This you shall not must to do (REFRAIN FROM),” and yet he shall and DOES by DOING and that is the end of it. Share this list if you can relate to how it is with him and these fifty two times he did it!

Ryus
October 14th 2023


37885 Comments


honey mustard is ok tho mustard is just an s tier condiment in general

mustard is the second best thing to have with fries after malt vinegar

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
October 14th 2023


38348 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

luckily screencapped the thread. idk why mods even other deleting them

Colton53
October 14th 2023


1 Comments


johnny's "sure I've expressed active indifference at whether you're alive/dead at various points - tbqh nothing to retract there" was a highlight for me

pizzamachine
October 14th 2023


28287 Comments


What’d I miss. Guess I need to ketchup in Heinz sight

Ryus
October 14th 2023


37885 Comments


if anyone deletes my mustard comments they will face my wrath

JohnnyoftheWell
October 14th 2023


64287 Comments


i trotted out a handy mapping of why colton's don't-blame-me-for-a-gotcha outpouring on the last page is a piss weak excuse for being an unwelcome agitator (not to mention factually inaccurate in part)
and he decided the most responsible response was to try to agitate me with further partial inaccuracies. kid put his life on the cards to raise the stakes, and i can't say it made me bat an eyelid any more now than ever

PotsyTater
October 14th 2023


10099 Comments


“wait that's crazy that you think you've got bargaining power lmao”

Never underestimate the power of Cole “Lil Ron” Tweepee’s delusions of grandeur

PotsyTater
October 14th 2023


10099 Comments


lil sis got that Andrew Tate-type brain rot



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