Album Rating: 1.5
it depends if they listen to dad rock
tect gets a pass because he does not… sort of
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Most dads who listen to dad rock are divorced and therefore not going to the gym because they clearly don’t “try” at anything or they would have saved their marriages
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Album Rating: 4.0
'rock being obnoxious is a sometimes attractive (sometimes very much not) side-effect of whole idea of rock being built around doing whatever you like in an inspired free-spirited liberation from stuffy social confines (real or imagined)
and with that in mind i can hardly think of anything worse than this band’s regurgitation of the same gawky unison-dominated songwriting schtick into to every trendy retro palette under the sun. they have worse offenders than this one, but jfc where is the edge'
Been saying this outloud on the subway for years!
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nice keep party rocking
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Album Rating: 4.0
Call me dumb but I literally never understand what you're talking about
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Album Rating: 4.0
I mean that in an indearing way
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That’s cuz Johnny thinks he can just erode the English language to his liking at his leisure like he’s some sort of weeb thoth
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Album Rating: 2.5
So Johnny is Storm In A Teacup at 15 years old?
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Album Rating: 4.0
I find the more straightforward someone is the more I don't hate them
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Album Rating: 1.5
Johnny just doesn’t think the world will accept his true transparent self, so he shrouds everything with bullshit masquerading as ‘quirkiness’ or something… who knows?
it’s sad when you think about it
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must be a whole lotta straightforwardly awful people out there soaking up your not-hatred
"erode the English language"
#justiceforJank
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#jankmeansliterallyanything2023
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Album Rating: 4.0
Its not my only metric johnny
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We really gonna just gloss over the absolutely god tier imagery of Johnny as weeb Thoth forreal
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yeah ngl i almost display name'd that comment on the spot but the 3rd person doesn't sit quite right and the word weeb has a way of empowering a certain camp of ignorant shitbrains into undeservedly thinking they know anything about anything. still tempted
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Extremely valid
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but yes frankness and candour are good and likeable, but will they help you bury however many consecutive pages of bad takes on a king gizz thread with shitposts hmm
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Also extremely valid
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Also as a counter point to spaceman’s point
Straightforward people are boring af
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Better to run the risk of being a polarizing figure than just be a Channing
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