Album Rating: 1.5

so lets get swaaaallowed wholeeeeeeee

Album Rating: 3.5

"Bilmuri does genre blending better"

maybe they do or don't, but I really don't know where to begin with them. Already 15 albums, yeesh. none of them from the surface look like they carry the same gravitas this album has for me. I almost need them to wreck me the way some of these songs on here do.

Album Rating: 1.5

Bilmuri owns yeah

Album Rating: 3.5

i'm sure there's some good shit but there's so many albums idk where to begin

Album Rating: 3.0

I can understand not gelling with the sound here, but comparing this to Imagine Dragons is downright idiotic lol

Album Rating: 3.5

The only similarity is maybe the deep vocal timbre. I had a friend try to compare Thrice's recent work to ID like ????!

Album Rating: 3.5

"nah but i didnt hate this really. the individual components are pretty bad - vocals are jarring, boring djent chugs that barely classify as 'riffs', cheesey lyrics like something from a calvin harris album, trap beats, etc.

but together its better than the sum of its parts and some of it i can see as a guilty pleasure. i can at least respect them for doing something different and carving their own path, even if some of their fanbase is insufferable in trying to put down other bands or genres in attempt to make this sound transcendent"



i'd say this is completely accurate to my experience with them, but i don't believe in guilty pleasures, I only believe in closing my eyes and feeling the magic and letting it tickle my butthole, and this just tickles it ~so hard~ for whatever reason.



some of those lyrics genuinely make me hate myself for bobbing my head along at moments tho.

Album Rating: 3.5

Also lmao @ vapecore

Album Rating: 1.5

Oh man I’m gonna check this out based on how wild the rating spread is alone

Album Rating: 1.5

vapecore lol

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

botb is lame so he wont dig

tundra you have negative authority on factors of lame

Album Rating: 3.5

"some of those lyrics genuinely make me hate myself for bobbing my head along at moments tho." Oof, some of these songs are genuinely the type of sad that gets me way too invested for my own good lol.

From "Are You Really OK?"

"And I, I cannot fix your wounds this time

But I, I don't beliеve you when you tell mе you are fine

Please don't hurt yourself again

Just please don't hurt yourself again, no

Please don't hurt yourself again

Please don't hurt yourself again"

[Verse 1]
Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Monopoly, Twenty-One, checkers and chess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
See you in heaven if you make the list
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are we losing touch?

[Chorus]
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool

[Verse 2]
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Newton got beaned by the apple good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are you having fun?

[Chorus]
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool

[Bridge]
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a little ghost for the offering
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter's
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling (wrestling bears)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Hey, Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are we losing touch?

[Chorus]
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool

[Outro]
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool
If you believed they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool

IF YOU BELIEVE THEY PUT A MAN ON THE MOON

dont put one of the GOATs in this thread drifter thats sacrilege

im trying to counteract the cringe posting with based posting

Album Rating: 3.5

You guys literally hate everything that's not Norwegian Black Metal written by one dude named Sven Nurbglberger that was recorded on a tape recorder on a First Act guitar in a tent in Svalbard...or Carly Rae Jepsen

Album Rating: 2.0

I've been called out :^(

nailed it bro