Album Rating: 3.5

bork

Album Rating: 5.0

Someone said that watching tool haters freak out adds enjoyment to this album. And they may be right. I guess it's like watching Trump supporters.

'Wow, ok I guess that's a thing. It's ugly but ya gotta admit it's entertaining.'

Album Rating: 3.5

that's the most "Tool fan" comment I've ever read

Album Rating: 3.5

Where the heck is Larkin, though? I'm afraid he might have had a heart attack.

Album Rating: 2.5

Let em have their fun

Album Rating: 5.0

I once had an ant colony and I've suffered from megalomania ever since.

Album Rating: 4.5

I see I'm going to have to rate this a 5 to combat all of the unwarranted 1's. The drums alone make this album at least a 3.

Album Rating: 1.0

Woo we're all freaking out so much right now I just can't handle it nooooooooooooo

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

all tool reviews suck so bad

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

so when is the thread gonna be modded



@sowing??

Album Rating: 1.0

Kate, I'm sorry you feel that way. I hope your anger is eventually alleviated by the funny shitposting in this thread.

Album Rating: 2.5

Owning goldfish can have the same effect

Album Rating: 5.0

My least favorite song here is actually Invincible:



The lyrics are too on the nose and too repetitive.

The music sounds just a bit too familiar.

That guitar solo - I just don't get it.

The keyboard thing. Eh.

Album Rating: 4.0

I can’t understand why CCT was included on this album. Ruins the mood tbh

Album Rating: 4.5

Album fuckin jams

Album Rating: 1.0

Source, you have (a) goldfish?

Album Rating: 3.5

"why is this band i dont like, liked by others?"



- all tool haters

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

it also pulls a rosetta stoned and keeps going with pointless shit when it literally ended

Album Rating: 5.0

Exactly. End the song goddamit.

Album Rating: 2.5

"Source, you have (a) goldfish?"





Many years ago