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Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2018


38350 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Vulnicura is dead fucking last imo

artiswar
March 15th 2018


16639 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

those are both certainly interesting opinions

bgillesp
March 15th 2018


8871 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

My rug?

Tundra
March 15th 2018


10741 Comments


I didn't even bring up metal once but.. we're here now so fuck it i guess
prog metal is the opposite of boring, kind of the point of it really

Rik VII
March 15th 2018


4130 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"it's perhaps too technical and not textured enough"

But which metal genre is "textured enough"? I don't really think that's what it's going for for the most part.



"prog metal is boring and kinda misses the whole point of "progressive""

If you're going down that road, yeah, nearly every "progressive" act these days misses the whole point of "progressive". Not a thing that's exclusive to the metal variant.



Also, "prog metal is the opposite of boring, kind of the point of it really"

Yeah, in the ideal case, but I get bored when a band tacks half of a dozen parts of half of a dozen songs together and calls it a track. There has to be some coherence that my mind can hold on to. If that's done correctly, yeah, prog metal can be one of the best genres because it can combine unique atmospheres and enormous energy. It just has to keep away from getting lost in the "djents" too much.

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2018


38350 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

prog metal is boring a lot of the time tbh - just look at steven wilson or dream theater

Rik VII
March 15th 2018


4130 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Steven Wilson has rarely made prog metal. Dream Theater, I agree for the most part but they have some gems in the 90s.



That said, every genre is boring a lot of the time tbh



Music is boring a lot of the time tbh

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2018


38350 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

especially in 2018. 3 months in and have yet to hear a really good album

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2018


38350 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

dude, your dead can dance ratings are friggin awful wtf.

Rik VII
March 15th 2018


4130 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Ha, they're really not my style. I like gothic atmospheres and stuff, so I figured I'd like them more, but most of their stuff is just a nice sounding gothic soup as a premise without ever going anywhere. That said, both albums I heard had some amazing tracks, especially on the first halves. Children of the Sun for example, or the first ... I think first 3 tracks of LOTDS. But as a whole, I thought both albums were rather tiring.



3/5 is not an "awful" rating though lol

Demon of the Fall
March 15th 2018


39077 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

'prog metal is boring a lot of the time tbh - just look at steven wilson or dream theater'



Yes because that DEFINES prog metal, there's plenty of great prog metal in various forms, not liking two artists (two I actually agree on, mostly) has very little relevance.

Rik VII
March 15th 2018


4130 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Honestly I'm just waiting for someone to make a comment on what us talking about literally everything except this actual album says about the album lol

Demon of the Fall
March 15th 2018


39077 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

'Vulnicura is dead fucking last imo'

This is also a terrible opinion, especially when this album exists.



Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2018


38350 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

vulnicura is cheesy overly sentimental garbage imo



re: prog i see what you guys are saying, but in my experience, that and post-rock have been two of the most boring genres, or at least ones plagued with generic shit. i love me some good prog metal, it's just hard af for me to come by

Demon of the Fall
March 15th 2018


39077 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Homo > Vesp > Post > Bio > Debut > Vulin > *BIG GAP* > this > Volta > Med

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2018


38350 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

med and volta get the shaft all the time and they're both fucking excellent and overlooked albums

luci
March 15th 2018


12844 Comments


"especially in 2018. 3 months in and have yet to hear a really good album"

against all logic? anna von hausswolff? haley heynderickx? you haven't heard any of those.

Demon of the Fall
March 15th 2018


39077 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Sure, there's a lot of generic prog but it's such a wide genre descriptor that it comes in so many different forms, even the derivative stuff, it's just knowing what to look for.

Also, you have true progressive/experimental stuff & copycat bands which are prog in style but not in originality terms. Anyway, very off-topic.

I don't find Vulincura cheesy at all & Black Lake is one of her very songs. It is perhaps 10 minutes too long though.

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2018


38350 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

black lake is fucking awful. history of touches is great tho.

Gyromania
Contributing Reviewer
March 15th 2018


38350 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

gotta check those lucid





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